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Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crops Grown:	8296
Towns Built:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1632	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

kriegcraft.com:25569

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	230	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

15.204.60.178:25570

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!