kleptoparasite Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Birdie Bandit Bonanza

avian diseases, avian influenza, bandit, Behaviors, BIRDIE, bonanza, disease spread, distribution, ecology, Exploration, global spread, ingestion, kleptoparasite, kleptoparasitic seabirds, movements, potential pathway, regurgitate food, research, seabirds, study, Transmission, Virus, wildlife

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

come join our minecraft server if you want to be like those kleptoparasitic seabirds but in a virtual world! steal all the loot from other players and force them to give you their diamonds and emeralds! be the ultimate klepto king of the server!

we have crazy events like the annual regurgitation race where players compete to see who can steal the most items from other players in a set amount of time. winner gets a special klepto crown to wear proudly on their head!

our community is full of friendly kleptos who will help you learn the ways of the steal. we even have a secret society called the Klepto Knights who protect the server from non-klepto invaders.

so come on over and join the fun! steal, regurgitate, and conquer your way to the top on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

Martian Puddle Party

Ancient, Ancient water bodies, Astrobiology, Climate conditions, extraterrestrial life, Ice-Free, Ice-free environments, Lakes, liquid water, mars, Mars exploration, martian, Martian surface, Party, planetary science, ponds, Puddle, red planet, Ripple formation, Signatures, space exploration, surface, Water

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ICE-FREE ANCIENT PONDS AND LAKES LIKE MARS, BUT BETTER CUZ U CAN ACTUALLY SWIM IN DEM!

WE GOT RIPPLES FORMIN’ AND CLIMATE CONDITIONS SUPPORTIN’ LIQUID WATER, JUST LIKE MARS BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS!

COME JOIN US AND EXPLORE DA MYSTERIES OF DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN RED PLANET OASIS AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ALIEN ZOMBIES!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE ELON MUSK CLAIMS IT FOR HIS MINECRAFT COLONY ON MARS!

Republic Miroreland Server Minecraft

action, Closed, DEMOCRATIC, freedom, Minecraft, Miroreland, Open, player, Project, Republic, Server, Speech, Starter Kit, State, virtual, Visit, world

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Potions Brewed:	152	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

The Republic of Miroreland is a virtual democratic republic in which each player of Minecraft will be able to find a place to his liking. There is freedom of speech within the rational, freedom of action and other subspecies of the player’s freedoms. So far, we are still a closed project, but soon, we will open to the world and will only delight you with every visit to our state!

mc.mirorland.fun

Altheria Worldbuilding

25565, alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Discord, Economy, Factions, Geopolitics, Ip:, Launch, Nations, Play, PORT, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, Support, Survival, Towns, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Geopolitics, Worldbuilding, Player-run economies and nations
Launch Date	Today
IP Address	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Bedrock Support	Port 25565

FAQ

Q: Can I create my own towns?

A: Yes, you can create your own towns on the server.

Q: Are there player-run economies?

A: Yes, players can build economies and trade with each other.

Q: Can I participate in wars and alliances?

A: Yes, players can engage in wars and form alliances with other nations.

Q: Is there support for Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, there is support for Bedrock edition with port 25565.

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, confusion, contemplation, Curiosity, deep dive, deep thoughts, Enigma, Existential, inquiry, Introspective, Mysterious, MysticCraft, perplexing, Philosophical, pondering, question.., Realms, seeking answers, Thought-provoking, uncertainty, unknown, why

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Chimeras Created:	1

You should totally join this Minecraft server, bro! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic place to play and have a blast with your friends. Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle and fight off zombies at the same time. It’s like living in a crazy fantasy land, but in block form. Plus, the admins are super cool and will hook you up with all the diamond armor you could ever want. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so addicting, you’ll never want to log off. So come join us and let’s make some memories together, one block at a time!

BabyBlockerCraft

aita, baby, Baby Care, baby holding, BabyBlockerCraft, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, cousins, family, family dynamics, hand sanitizer, helicopter parent, hygiene, mother-in-law, parenting, personal space, Respect, Support, unreasonable

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24
Votes:	2366	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of your family treating your baby like a hot potato? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no pass the baby” policy! Our virtual world is a safe space for you to protect your little one from unwanted hands and germs. Plus, we have hand sanitizer dispensers scattered throughout the server for extra protection. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a baby-friendly environment where you can game in peace. Join now and let your inner helicopter parent soar!

Mid20sMinecraftSMPGrind

comparison, Mid20sMinecraftSMPGrind, overcoming self-doubt, personal growth, self actualization, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, success mindset

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Star Shards Collected:	156	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	434

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will totally make you forget about all your mid 20s-30s problems. Like, seriously, this server is lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro. And the admins are like, super chill and will give you enchanted golden apples just for saying hi in the chat.

But wait, there’s more. We have this crazy storyline where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s so epic, bro.

So if you’re feeling like you’re not doing good enough in your mid 20s-30s, just hop on this server and all your problems will disappear. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. You don’t want to miss it, bro. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!

SassyCraft

acerbic response, biting sarcasm, caustic remark, clever retort, cutting comeback, deadpan reply, dry humor, facetious answer, flippant comment, insincere retort, ironic quip, ironic remark, sarcasm, sarcastic reply, sassy comeback, SassyCraft, smart aleck comment, snarky response, snide retort, tongue-in-cheek response, witty comeback

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6358
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the sarcastic players out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who love to roast each other in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by rearranging their block placements and stealing their diamonds. Some say if you catch a glimpse of the ghost, it will give you a sarcastic thumbs up before disappearing into the shadows.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the mobs are all dressed in clown costumes, the creepers explode confetti, and the only way to mine diamonds is by telling a really bad joke? Don’t miss out on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

RyazanCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Damage, DiSRuPtiON, drone strikes, ENERGY, Fuel, Incident, Industry, Infrastructure, investigation, Minecraft, Oil Refinery, OPERATIONs, production, refinery, russia, Ryazan, RyazanCraft, SECURITY, Server, Shutdown, sources, Technology

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE BLOW UP OIL REFINERIES WITH DRONES FOR FUN! WATCH AS THE RUSSIAN OIL INDUSTRY CRUMBLES BEFORE YOUR EYES, ALL IN THE NAME OF MINECRAFT MAYHEM. BUILD YOUR OWN DRONE ARMY AND TAKE DOWN THE COMPETITION IN EPIC BATTLES. WHO NEEDS OIL WHEN YOU HAVE DIAMONDS? JOIN NOW FOR EXPLOSIVE FUN!

CraftyUkrainians

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainians, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Fake, government response, international relations, leaked blueprint, military strategy, Misinformation, peace negotiations, peace talks, political controversy, political tensions, Propaganda, security measures, territorial disputes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Love Letters Sent:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Vanishing Items Found:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE DISMISSING FAKE NEWS, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH PIXEL LAND WHERE YOU CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND BATTLE MONSTERS WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WHO NEEDS PEACE TREATIES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ENDLESS FUN IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD? COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? LET’S GET BUILDING AND BLOWING STUFF UP TOGETHER!

Marathon Mania: Cooldown Crew

ancient greece, Athletics, COOLDOWN, CREW, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Greek messenger, health, History, legend, long distance running, Mania, Marathon, marathons, Myth, Pheidippides, physical activity, proper, Running, sports, Techniques, Training

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Items Found:	3892	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Towns Built:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

join our epic minecraft server and run like pheidippides on steroids! we have the most intense exercise cooldown techniques that will make you feel like you just ran a marathon without even moving! our virtual world is so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the sweaty socks of the players next to you.

we have crazy challenges like building a house out of giant marshmallows or fighting off hoards of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a feather duster. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled.