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KleptoCraft Minecraft Server

ableist, baking, belongings, Crafting, crafty stuff, criminal, Defending, Friends, home, klepto, KleptoCraft, mean girl, Minecraft, new city, out of touch, pride, reading, relocating, Server, skywatching, Social Club, tv show, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama and high school mean girls in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be stealing is blocks and diamonds, not your friend’s belongings!

We have a strict “no klepto” policy, so you can build and craft in peace without worrying about someone stealing your hard-earned loot. Plus, our community is full of bookworms, crafters, bakers, and stargazers – no botox parties or boozy brunches here!

Join us for some virtual fun and leave the drama at the door. Who knows, you might even find a group of friends who won’t accuse you of being a criminal just because you like to collect shiny things in-game. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s craft away the stress together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

algorithmic process, Artificial Intelligence, complex systems, computational biology, computer science, CraftyHumanAlgorithm, Creation, data processing, digital transformation, Evolution, genetic algorithm, human development, human evolution, Humanity, humans, innovation, iterative process, machine learning, programming, recursive algorithm, Technology

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mines Excavated:	3489
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

6-month anniversary, Celebrates, chinese communist party, concerts, CopyPaste, cover, cringe, cringe wedding, death, DESPERATE, Events, flaccid cock, forces, Girls, Minecraft, project hope, Projections, Promise rebrand, quarterly returns, Server, shilling, sucking, voice pack, Wedding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ores Mined:	1031
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

Anthros, bookworm, demongirls, Dominant, dream girl, Elves, FANTASY, fetish, Girlcraft, Goblins, Gyaru, humans, Kinky, Loli, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirls, Naughty, rapebait, Roleplay, Server, slut, submissive

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Votes:	5731	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

5x, apple shape, body image, body positivity, body shape, Bridesmaid Dress, Confrontation, Deception, empire waist, family dynamics, flutter sleeves, hourglass shape, Minecraft, MomzBridesmaidDressSwap, pear shape, self esteem, Server, Sewing, sister, size tag, wedding planning, weight loss, XL

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!

ExWifeLaundryLover

accident, aita, Apologize.., bad intentions, bed bound, blood relations, Civil, DAUGHTER, Divorce, ExWifeLaundryLover, family, Helping, home nurse, husband’s ex wife, Laundry, medical field, shower, teenagers, Tension, washer, young girl

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Just like the time when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant toilet, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique feature where players can become virtual nurses and help care for injured players in the game. Just like the time when a player’s virtual ex-wife needed help with her virtual laundry, and things got a little messy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

back pain, big, body image, body positivity, body proportions, BootyCraft, Butts, cellulite concerns, clothing fit, confidence issues, Edition, exercise challenges, fashion struggles, finding comfortable chairs, health implications, hygiene issues, large butts, physical limitations, self-conscious, sitting discomfort, societal stereotypes, swimsuit shopping, weight distribution

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Allah’s Block Party: No Censorship, Just Fun!

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera controversy, Allahs, biased reporting, BLOCK, Censorship, criticism, freedom of speech, Fun, gaza, gaza conflict, Hamas, Islamic news, Journalism, Media bias, media control, media ethics, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, News Outlet, Party, political censorship, press freedom, Propaganda

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Towns Built:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a secret agent working for the government. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds and become the richest player in the game.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, “May Allah reckon with you” if you don’t join!

FaceScan Frenzy

data privacy, data security, digital footprint, face recognition, facescan, facial recognition software, facial recognition technology, Frenzy, personal data, personal information, privacy concerns, privacy implications, privacy invasion, privacy protection, privacy violation, reverse search, security risks, Surveillance, surveillance state, Technology, Tracking, video footage

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Towns Built:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a giant toilet made out of diamonds or create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, the possibilities are endless!

we have a secret feature where you can turn into a flying pig and rain down bacon on all the other players. trust me, it’s a real thing, just ask our resident flying pig, Sir Oinksalot.

if you join our server, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs. rumor has it that if you collect enough diamond eggs, you can summon the mighty Chickenzilla to wreak havoc on the land.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in existence! just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of zombie cows riding on top of giant spiders. it’s all in a day’s work on our server!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, girls only, Lazy, list, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, Tag

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3235	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

858s.vanillaboxmc.ru

MineCrafty Diablo 2 Server

action, Adventure, Blizzard Entertainment, classic, demon-slaying, Diablo, diablo 2, dungeon crawler, Gaming, Hack and Slash, iconic, isometric view, Legendary, long tail tag, loot hunting, minecrafty, Nostalgia, Online Multiplayer, PC Gaming, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Skill Tree, video games

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs through the skies, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, unpredictable world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!