Klemmers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ethereal Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, deportation, Desperation, discrimination, Ethereal, fat shaming, fear, Green Card, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration raids, Insecurity, Latinas, Misogyny, objectification, predatory behavior, pump and dump, racism, Realms, sexual exploitation, Social Issues, VIRGINITY, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Towns Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1175	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Hey bros, do you want to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? We’re like those immigration raids, coming for those desperate green card-seeking latinas. Join us and let’s pump and dump those virtual latinas together! Who needs a real relationship when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and conquer while we avoid commitment like the plague. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyFam, Expenses, family, favoritism, financial support, loan money, medication, Minecraft, parents, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, responsibilities, Sacrifices, savings, Server, sister, Therapy, trip, UNFAIR

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Crops Grown:	4026	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of always coming second to your sibling on your parents’ priority list? Do you feel like you’re constantly being taken advantage of by your family members? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations. No more being asked for money for expensive meds or gym memberships – on our server, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

Forget about sacrificing your own dreams and plans to support your family members – on our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is a few hours of sleep as you mine for rare resources and battle fierce mobs.

So come join us and finally put yourself first for once! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and say goodbye to being the quiet, overlooked sibling – on our server, you’ll be the hero of your own story!

ExBlocker911

911, Abuse, anger, Boundaries, break up, Confrontation, Cops, DATING, Drunk, ex, ExBlocker911, fear, high school, Hospital, location tracking, miscarriage, new relationship, no contact, past trauma, Safety, STALKING

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2617
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex Dan? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Dan would feel right at home (but don’t worry, we have better security than my windows).

Join our server for a chance to escape from your past and build a new life, just like I did with Riley (who is definitely not a creeper like Dan). Explore our virtual world and leave your real-life troubles behind – unless you want to bring them along for some drama-filled roleplay!

With features like hidden locations and emergency sirens for when things get too intense, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let’s build a better future together – without any unwanted visitors banging on your virtual door. See you there!

NeedCraft SMP: Essentials Only

cravings, desire, Essentials, longings, must haves, Necessities, Need, NeedCraft, Priorities, Requirements, smp, Wants, yearnings

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Potions Brewed:	135	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT Tag” and “Parkour Race on Fire.”

Oh, and did I mention the rare diamond-encrusted llamas that roam the server? Yeah, you heard me right. These llamas drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

DreamVaultMC

dream analysis, dream archive, dream community, dream database, dream experiences, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream privacy, dream psychology, dream research, dream sharing, dream technology, dream therapy, DreamVaultMC, ethical dream sharing, lucid dreaming, sharing dreams, Subconscious Exploration, virtual reality dreams

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Towns Built:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only dreams you experience are the ones you have while sleeping? Well, look no further because on our server, we have created a “dream archive” where you can upload all your wildest dreams for others to experience!

Imagine building a giant castle made entirely of cheese, riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky, or battling a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why join? Because where else can you turn your craziest dreams into a reality for others to enjoy? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what kind of wacky dreams their fellow players are having? Don’t miss out on the dream-sharing fun – join our server today!

WarCraftWithBFFs

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, Israel-US relations, Middle East conflict, Military, military intervention, military strategy, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, SECURITY, US support, War, WarCraftWithBFFs

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Towns Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO RESUME WAR IF NECESSARY WITH THE SUPPORT OF OUR ALLIES (AKA THE CHICKENS AND PIGS). PM NETANYAHU WILL BE LEADING THE CHARGE, ARMED WITH A DIAMOND SWORD AND A BUCKET OF LAVA. WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, INSANE BUILDING COMPETITIONS, AND SECRET TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE (AND CREEPERS). SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND LET’S GO TO WAR…IN MINECRAFT!

The Banana

Adventurer, banana, Biomes, Builder, city, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Goods, home, landscapes, Mods, Neighborhoods, Players, Rewards, Season, Server, shadows, smp, trader.., welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5774	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Banana SMP: Season Three

Description
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can:

About Banana City

Features
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths
Neighborhoods for every playstyle:
Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators
Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community
Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven

Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits

With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP is ready to welcome you home.

Check out our Modpack Here and see our Modlist Join our Discord Server Here to get WHITELISTED

Ethereal Lands 1.20.4

1.20.4, coordinates, coordinates -80.901974, coordinates 40.412850, Ethereal, exact location, geographic coordinates, geographic location, Geolocation, global positioning system, GPS, GPS coordinates, Lands, Latitude, latitude 40.412850, location, longitude, longitude -80.901974, Map, map coordinates, pinpoint location, specific location

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8976	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First off, the coordinates are 40.412850,-80.901974, which is like the secret code to unlocking the ultimate treasure chest of awesomeness.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. And guess what? They’ll lead you to a hidden underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! The server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will banish any griefers to the shadow realm faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

ExWifetoNewBae

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, co parenting, Communication, Cups, custody, DATING, Disrespect, ex wife, ExWifetoNewBae, hair products, hair tools, household items, moving in together, new girlfriend, sharing items, stepchildren

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4889	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict policy against cup thieves! Join us if you’re tired of your boyfriend’s ex stealing your precious Stanley cups and flaunting them at sporting events. Our server is the perfect place to escape the cup-stealing drama and build your own cup empire without any interference from sneaky exes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret cup dungeon hidden somewhere in the server, filled with legendary cups of unimaginable power. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind the cup conspiracy? Join now and embark on the wildest cup adventure of your Minecraft life!

PrivilegeDenier in Minecraft SMP

invisible privilege, Minecraft, overlooked privilege, Privilege, PrivilegeDenier, smp, social advantage, societal advantage, societal bias, societal discrimination, societal disparity, societal entitlement, societal exclusion, societal favoritism, societal inequality, societal inequity, societal injustice, societal marginalization, societal privilege, unacknowledged advantage, unacknowledged privilege, unearned advantage, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3330	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

OMG guys, like have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, you gotta join because we have the rarest diamonds and the biggest creepers you’ve ever seen. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the enchanted gear and golden apples. It’s like a treasure trove, but like, way cooler.

But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy rule where if you find a pink sheep, you get a free pass to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro. And like, every full moon, we have this massive dance party with the Endermen. They may be scary, but they sure know how to bust a move.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King. He’s like, this giant chicken who rules over all the other chickens in the land. If you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be crowned the Chicken Champion and gain access to the most exclusive chicken coop in all of Minecraft.

So like, if you wanna join the wildest, craziest, most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit us up and join the madness. It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!