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RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP

Breakup, Choices, Decision making, emotional fulfillment, empowerment, Financial Stability, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, left, Lifestyle, love, MONEY, personal growth, relationships, rich guy, RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP, Self Discovery, self worth, success, Women

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Ores Mined:	5006
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Emeralds Found:	3239

Are you tired of living in the shadow of a wealthy man? Do you crave the freedom to build your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft? Then join our SMP where we celebrate women who have left rich guys for a life of blocky adventures!

Our server is filled with strong, independent women who have traded in their fancy mansions for dirt huts and diamond swords. We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show those ex-rich guys what they’re missing out on.

So come join us and show the world that you don’t need a sugar daddy to thrive in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot revenge on all the exes who thought they could buy our love with emeralds. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this crazy world of pixels and creepers!

PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour

Beliefs, Breakup, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Differences, disagreements, emotions, Ideology, love, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour, political views, Politics, relationship, separation, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	123333	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	3090	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about political disagreements ruining your relationships again! Our server is a safe haven where players can build, mine, and survive without ever discussing politics.

We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	579	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Emeralds Found:	1863	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Falling into the Void:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	4355
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	294	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	1125	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mines Excavated:	1803	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Potions Brewed:	30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!