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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7194 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.
Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!
And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?
But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?
Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!
