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CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

alone, Codependence, CodependentCraft, Die, Feeding, fuck it all, Function, LEAVING, Minecraft, Never, Obituary, Place, recall, Say, Separated, separation, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of being alone in the Minecraft world, constantly searching for companionship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate codependent relationship with your virtual friends. We promise you’ll never be separated, even if you try to escape – we’ll always find you. And if you ever think about leaving, just remember the obituary of those who dared to abandon us. So come on, join us and say “Fuck it all, fuck this place” as we embark on this crazy journey together!

CitizenlessCash Minecraft SMP

asset acquisition, asset protection, BANKRUPTCY, CitizenlessCash, citizenship renunciation, dual US citizenship, expat life, expatriation, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial strategy, Hungary, international finance, legal implications, loan money, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, renounce citizenship, saving money, smp, work abroad

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMP servers? Want to join a server where anything goes and the chaos never ends? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to embrace their inner mad scientist and pull off the most outrageous stunts imaginable!

Join us and embark on a journey of financial shenanigans like never before. Build up your empire in Hungary, leech off unsuspecting players, and save up all the money you can. Then, take out the biggest loan possible and buy up all the assets you can get your hands on. But here’s where the real fun begins – declare bankruptcy and renounce your citizenship in the most dramatic fashion possible, all while keeping your hard-earned cash safe and sound.

With a community of like-minded players who are always up for a laugh, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the bank. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start scheming your way to success in the most ridiculous way possible!

SassySisNoHelp Minecraft Server

book discussions, book recommendations, communication skills, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, family unity, generational differences, literature analysis, Minecraft, moral development, Moral values, parental expectations, Parenting styles, SassySisNoHelp, Server, sibling bonding, sibling influence, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4687	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Farms Harvested:	711

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter mysterious disappearances, thrilling plot twists, and a touch of sibling drama.

Our server is so intense, even reading a classic mystery novel like ‘And Then There Were None’ can spark heated debates among family members.

Who knows what kind of moral dilemmas you’ll face as you navigate through our server? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate test of wit and wisdom!

MomTrackerOffLol

adulting, aita, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, control issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, location sharing, long distance relationships, mental health, MomTrackerOffLol, mother-daughter relationships, personal space, Reassurance, self-care, setting boundaries, Trust, understanding anxiety

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of living in the city away from your anxious mother! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, your mom texts you asking if you’re okay. But wait, there’s more! She demands a family password for emergencies, just like the good old days. Will you give in to her demands or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

But fear not, for we have the perfect solution for you. Join our server and unleash your inner boundary-setting skills by taking your mom off the sharing list. Watch as she flies into a rage, accusing you of being controlling and psycho. Will you stand firm in your decision or cave under the pressure of her guilt-tripping?

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey where you’ll learn valuable life lessons about boundaries, reassurance, and dealing with an overbearing parent. Who knew that a simple game could teach you so much about yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

CraftyLifeLessons

acceptance, Communication, CraftyLifeLessons, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, hindsight, lessons learned, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Priorities, Reflection, regrets, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6857
Gods Slained:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lessons? Well, look no further because our server is here to teach you the most important lessons in life…but in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

Join our server and learn the valuable lesson of always bringing a pickaxe when mining, because you never know when you’ll stumble upon a diamond-filled cave guarded by a group of dancing creepers!

Or how about the lesson of teamwork and communication? On our server, you’ll have to work together with other players to defeat the evil Ender Dragon…who just so happens to be a master of puns and dad jokes!

And let’s not forget the lesson of perseverance and determination. On our server, you’ll have to navigate through a maze filled with singing chickens and lava pits, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous baby zombies on tiny motorcycles!

So why wait to learn these important life lessons when you can do it in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible on our server? Join now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a totally non-embarrassing way, of course)!

MineScape: Where PVE means Please-Vote-Elsewhere and PVP stands for Piggies vs. Parrots! Now with Skilling!

Adventurer, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, custom npc, Daily Rewards, facebook, Friends, instagram, Leaderboards, Means, Minescape, mmorpg, mobs, old school runescape, Other, parrots, Pets, Piggies, PleaseVoteElsewhere, PvE, PvP, Quests, skilling, Skills, socials, stands, Store, titles, twitter, Wiki

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links:

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules:

http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

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WukongCraft Weekend Server

bat people, concurrent player count, focus points, focus retention, Game Progress, Gaming, gaming achievements, Gaming Community, gaming goals, gaming milestones, gaming predictions, perfect dodge, player count, prediction, Server, strategy, video games, weekend, weekend gaming, weekend plans, weekend thread, Wukong, WukongCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got caves filled with bat people, crazy challenges to overcome, and focus points to collect like they’re going out of style.

Join us on this server and you’ll be dodging and weaving your way to victory in no time. Who needs a perfect dodge when you can have a perfect Minecraft experience instead?

We’re predicting a whopping 3.75 million players this weekend, but who knows, maybe we’ll hit over 4 million and break the internet. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

2012, comma separated, Generate, list, long tail, now.., Shit, ShitCraft, shitty, smp, still shit, tags

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

PenguinPartyCraft

acceptance, Animals, Colony, death, Diversity, emotional, Grief, LGBTQ, Loss, love, mourning, Nature, partner, Penguin, PenguinPartyCraft, relationship, Same sex couple, singing, Sphen, Tribute, wildlife

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where even the penguins are getting in on the action! we have a colony of singing penguins who mourn their fallen comrade sphen in a beautiful chorus of sorrow. but don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server too! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love like sphen did. join us now for a wacky and wild time you won’t forget!

Mineturf Penitentiary – Where PvP and parole are equally terrifying!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Custom, custom fishing, custom skills, Equally, Free Ranks, Grinding, Journey, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Mines, Mineturf, Other, parole, penitentiary, Pickaxe Enchants, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, supply crates, Terrifying, Top Player

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Votes:	1317
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimension Hops:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Mineturf Prisons Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features:

Free Ranks by Grinding
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address mineturf.xyz in your Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft version 1.20.6?	Yes, the server supports Minecraft versions 1.20 to 1.20.6.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, PvP arena, and more.
How can I get free ranks?	You can earn free ranks by grinding and participating in server activities.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw.