Kiwifarms Minecraft Servers

Kiwifarms Minecraft Servers

  • GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

    GroomedCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 8121
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

    Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

    AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 3393
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

    SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History,  Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 925
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

    CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 8958
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PFASSmasherCraft

    PFASSmasherCraft
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 6036
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Ores Mined: 5144 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Emeralds Found: 7065 Mines Excavated: 2615
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

    Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

    So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

    AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 9160
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 New Chunks Explored: 663241
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Crops Grown: 1665 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Farms Harvested: 647 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Information:

    IP mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord Invite Link Discord Invite Link
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    Overview:

    The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

    Features:

    • The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
    • Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy travel
    • Land-claiming system
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Creative server for building
    • External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

    Rules:

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Use common sense

    FAQ:

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

    Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

    A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

    Q: Can players trade with each other?

    A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

    Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

    A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

    SeetheCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 435
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

    Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

    PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 7550
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

    Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

    But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

    So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

    BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8329
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3945 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2627 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 167
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Magic Items Found: 8106 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

    Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

    Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BodyShameNoMoreMC

    BodyShameNoMoreMC
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 757
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Emeralds Found: 2862
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

    But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

    So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveCraft

    BlockyLoveCraft
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 1054
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2768 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 9980
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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