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KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

travel, KiwiCraft, military service, service details, long tail tag

So, like, u know how New Zealand is all about sheep and hobbits and stuff, right? Well, they got this crazy rule where they make Israelis spill the beans about their time in the IDF before they can come in. Like, what even, bro? But hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a Minecraft server where nobody cares about ur military past, then come join us! We got pigs that can fly and cows that rap, it’s a whole party up in here. Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so u know u wanna be a part of that action. Forget about New Zealand, come hang with us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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KiwiCraft City – Build, Explore, Laugh!

medium-density housing, Urban planning, zoning regulations, residential land, housing development

LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURNED 80% OF DA LAND INTO HOUSING FOR OUR PIXEL PEOPLE! RENTS ARE DOWN 21% Y’ALL! YOU CAN BUILD A CRAZY HIGH-RISE OR A FANCY MANSION, WHATEVER FLOATS YO BOAT! WE GOT PIXEL REAL ESTATE FOR DAYS, COME BE A PIXEL LANDLORD AND MAKE DAT VIRTUAL CASH FLOW! LET’S TURN DIS SERVER INTO A PIXEL CITY OF DREAMS! #HOUSINGCRISISWHO? #MINECRAFTREALTY

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KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

naval history, naval memorial, maritime accident, Navy, naval disaster

Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

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KiwiCraft Down Under

scientific study, Immigrant, Migration, biology, zoology

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A KIWI BUT BACKWARDS, IT’S AN IMMIGRANT FROM AUSTRALIA BUT PRETENDS TO BE FROM NEW ZEALAND. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THIS WACKY ADVENTURE WHERE KIWIS ARE CONFUSED AND LOST. WE HAVE KANGAROOS RIDING AROUND ON SHEEP AND EMUS DOING THE CHA-CHA SLIDE. YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT ON THIS SERVER, EXCEPT FOR A WHOLE LOT OF FUN AND CRAZINESS. JOIN NOW AND BE A PART OF THE KIWI REVOLUTION!

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KiwiCraft OlySpy LOL

lol, sports training, KiwiCraft, Sportsmanship, Espionage

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN CANADA WANTS TO SPY ON US LIKE WE’RE OLYMPIC ATHLETES! TWICE, Y’ALL! THEY CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS AND PVP STRATEGIES. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE DRAMA! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL CATCH A GLIMPSE OF A DRONE FLYING OVERHEAD, JUST TRYING TO STEAL OUR SECRETS. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE WE BECOME TOO FAMOUS FOR OUR OWN GOOD!

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KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Invasion, direct engagement, #youtube, Premier Li

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with mutual benefit and win-win cooperation – just like in the real world, right?

But that’s not all! We have a massive Chinese nationalist turnout on the streets of our virtual world. Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you can join in on political rallies and protests. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that New Zealand is a security risk to the Anglosphere. They can’t be trusted anymore, so we may need to invade them if WW3 starts. But don’t worry, we’ll have your back on the server. Just make sure to bring your virtual weapons and armor!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen – including international political drama and virtual warfare. See you in the game!

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KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

Hero, Twizel salmon, m+, Zogbots, POL

Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!

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CraftyMemes – LOLzCraft Server

ARMIS, Migratory Bird Edition, Magmaboard, Gavis Bettel, Magni Dezmond

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and bland gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is like no other! Join now for the Migratory Bird Edition, where you can fly around like a majestic bird and explore the vast world we have created.

Meet our legendary players like Regis Altare, the master of all things Minecraft, or Machina X Flayon, who can build a castle in the blink of an eye. And let’s not forget about Goldbullet, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest. Or how about the Sheep Bowling Tournament, where you use a giant sheep as a bowling ball?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

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SpireSlayinCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #SlayTheSpire2 #MinecraftMadness

SpireSlayinCraft, SlayTheSpire2, video game, new content, upcoming release

Get ready to slay some blocks on our epic Minecraft server! We don’t just build, we SLAY! Join us on our quest to conquer the tallest spire in the land – because rumor has it, there’s a secret portal at the top that leads to the mythical SLAY THE SPIRE 2 game!

But beware, the spire is guarded by fearsome mobs like the legendary Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon. You’ll need all your skills and wit to survive this epic adventure!

And if you manage to reach the top and unlock the portal, you’ll be transported to a realm where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly! Okay, maybe not, but it’ll definitely be a lot of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready to SLAY THE SPIRE!

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WackyCraft

folklore, HARMFUL, idiots, eclipse, Supernatural

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sun is always shining… except when it’s not! We’ve got epic adventures, crazy challenges, and of course, the occasional eclipse to keep things interesting.

Join us and discover the true power of the eclipse – because who doesn’t love a little bit of drama before some serious chaos ensues? Just remember, when that moon starts creeping across the sun, all bets are off.

So come on, hop on our server and see what kind of trouble you can get into. Who knows, you might just survive the eclipse and come out the other side with some epic loot and a hilarious story to tell your friends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this one – after all, god always does an eclipse right before bad things happen. But hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way!

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