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Tall Girl Minecraft SMP Experience

DATING, Experience, girl, height difference, Intimacy, Minecraft, Physical attraction, relationships, sex, smp, Stereotypes, Tall, tall couples, tall girl advantages, tall girl struggles, tall girls, tall guy advantages, tall guy struggles, tall love, tall men, tall men problems, tall partners, tall people, tall women, tall women problems

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3451
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	278	Dimension Hops:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a jungle filled with tall girls who are ready to show you a good time. Join us for the chance to experience what it’s like to have sex with tall girls in Minecraft – trust us, it’s a game-changer! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re ready for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

SchoolSucksMC SMP

administration, bullying, coping mechanisms, discipline, education, Environment, Harassment, Impact, incidents, learning, Memories, negative experiences, Safety, School, SchoolSucksMC, smp, Students, teachers, Traumatic, violence, worst thing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise, and the only way to gain their favor is by building a giant statue of them made entirely out of diamond blocks. But beware, if you fail to impress them, they will rain down thunderstorms and spawn a horde of angry chickens to peck at your pixels.

And that’s not even the half of it! The community on this server is like a dysfunctional family, with rival factions constantly waging war over who has the best pixel art or the most impressive redstone contraptions. It’s like a never-ending soap opera, but with creepers instead of dramatic plot twists.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, where else can you find a server where the main currency is actually llama spit? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a penchant for riddles.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of pixelated mayhem, then come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

PixelFate: The Butterfly Effect

butterfly, butterfly effect, Choices, consequential decision, effect, impactful choices, insignificant decision, life changing, life choices, life-altering, life-changing moment, minor decision, pivotal decision, pivotal moment, PixelFate, ripple effect, significant impact, small decision, transformative choice, turning point, unexpected change, unexpected outcome, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and then suddenly found yourself being hailed as the Pig Puncher King of the server? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground pig fighting ring or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by an army of chickens. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing consequences (or at least a good laugh). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see where your Minecraft journey takes you!

HouthisGonnaHateOilTankers

Attack, Conflict, crude oil tankers, geopolitical tensions, global economy, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateOilTankers, international relations, iran, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, naval forces, oil market, oil supply, Red Sea, regional instability, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, us military, Yemen

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN A HOOTIE ATTACKING CRUDE OIL TANKERS IN THE RED SEA! WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A HOUITHI ON A MISSION, MORE ADVENTURE THAN A TANKER CAPTAIN TRYNA ESCAPE! COME ON IN AND BUILD YOUR OWN OIL TANKER BASE, PROTECT IT FROM PIRATES AND HOOTIES, AND MAKE SURE TO KEEP THE RED SEA SAFE FROM EXPLOSIONS! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER, SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

Ganymede’s Big Bang Server

Bang, big, Ganymedes, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Towns Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got a crazy story about a giant impact on early Ganymede dat caused it to spin like a beyblade on crack! Imagine tryna build ur house while the whole planet be spinnin’ like a record, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Plus, we got diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball, so you can blind your enemies with style. Come join us and be part of the wackiest adventure in Minecraft history!

What is the IP for Wemmbu Minecraft Server?

Can I Escape Minecraft’s Largest Prison?, dream smp, Escaping Proton: Minecraft’s Most Secure Prison, I Created Minecraft’s Greatest Civilization, I Fought Minecraft’s Greatest War, It’s Impossible to Catch This Player, Minecraft, minecraft civilzation, minecraft war, Server, Unstable SMP, unstable universe, wemmbu, wemmbu lifesteal, wemmbu unstable smp, wemmbu unstable universe, Why I Destroyed Our Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	2726
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Wemmbu is a talented and innovative individual with a passion for technology and creativity. With a background in computer science and a keen eye for design, Wemmbu has developed a unique skill set that sets him apart in the industry. Known for his dedication to quality and attention to detail, Wemmbu is a versatile professional who excels in a variety of roles. Whether working on web development projects or creating eye-catching graphic designs, Wemmbu consistently delivers exceptional results that exceed expectations. With a commitment to staying current with emerging trends and technologies, Wemmbu is always striving to push the boundaries of what is possible in his field.

PurelandSMP

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Crops Grown:	5463
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to Pureland SMP, where simplicity meets exploration in our brand new semi-vanilla survival server. Pureland is designed for players who appreciate minimal plugins and a close-knit community atmosphere. Discover the joy of a growing economy, user-friendly commands, and an interactive spawn town with rental plots.

IP: purelandsmp.com

Discord: Use /discord in-game for an invite! OR here is the link -> https://discord.com/invite/tHj7UQ5x5k

purelandsmp.com

No No No Minecraft Server

#impatience, anger, anxious, concord, Demand, exclamation, Faster, Frustration, Game, Hurry, imperative, Launch, Minecraft, Oh No!, PRESSURE, right now, Server, sisters, stress, Tension, Urgent

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all, oh no no no! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamonds. Join now and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo competition. That’s right, you can saddle up and ride the Ender Dragon like a bucking bronco for a chance to win epic prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, general, indie, lewd, Lurk, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Star Shards Collected:	275	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “The Lewd Roulette Edition” where you can gamble away your virtual spouse for some spicy in-game rewards!

Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace the lewd side of the vtuber world. Fantasize, discuss, ERP with, or post NSFW content of your favorite corpo or indie vtubers. Don’t just lurk, get involved and worship your oshi in the thread or indulge in other anons’ wildest fantasies about chuubas.

Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to bet your in-game wife on a game of chance. It’s all in good fun, right? So come join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

MuglessMansion

clutter control, cluttered kitchen, coffee mug rule, decluttering, deep cleaning, Home ownership, house rule, household items, household rules, Housekeeping, kitchen management, Kitchen organization, kitchen space, kitchen storage, living space, Minimalism, MuglessMansion, OCD, roommates

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict ‘no more coffee mug rule’! Why, you ask? Well, our owner was recently diagnosed with OCD and can’t handle the clutter of too many mugs in the kitchen. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other rules that make absolutely no sense!

Join us for a wild adventure where you have to sacrifice an old mug every time you want to bring a new one into the house. Watch out for the mug police, they’ll be patrolling the kitchen to make sure you’re following the rules!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you break the ‘no more coffee mug rule’, the mugs will come to life and start attacking you in-game. Can you survive the wrath of the mugs?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos of living in a world where mugs rule all. Just remember, don’t mess with the OCD owner or you might find yourself drowning in a sea of coffee mugs!