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JokesterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, big guy, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional triggers, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Support, Healing Process, jokes, JokesterCraft, kitten attack, Minecraft, not being able to take a joke, Scars, self-care, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Upset

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Votes:	3046	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

So, remember that time I saved my toddler nephew from a vicious kitten attack? Yeah, we both got scratched up pretty bad and now we have battle scars to prove it. But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be joining a community of survivors who have faced the wrath of killer kittens and lived to tell the tale. Plus, we have epic build battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky family jokes. So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

NoKidZoneCraft

aita, bad kid, bullying, child, complaint, conservative family, dislike, faith based school, Friends, influence, Junk Food, NoKidZoneCraft, not inviting, parents, public school, reminder, sleepover, submissive, summer camp, Upset, upset parents.

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Star Shards Collected:	88	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring, faith-based schools where kids get in trouble for asking questions and standing up to bullies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure!

Our server is like a small, loving, and accepting environment where you can let your creativity run wild. No more inflexible rules or lack of common sense here – just pure fun and excitement!

Join now and meet hilarious characters like Julia and Sue, who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics. From sleepovers to summer camps, you never know what outrageous stories will unfold on our server.

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community where being a “terrible influence” is actually a compliment! Let’s show Sue’s parents what real fun looks like 😉.

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to appreciate your hard work? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where diamond miners are treated like royalty! Our server is filled with beautiful villagers who can’t resist a player with a full inventory of shiny diamonds. Join now and become the most attractive player in the land!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken jockeys who ride around on giant chickens, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you join their ranks or become their next target? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

1938, aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutins, Dictatorship, Europe, History, international relations, Invasion, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, Political, power, Propaganda, putin, Server, soviet union, totalitarianism, Ukraine, War, world war

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1520
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

lol u ever wanted to time travel back to 1938 and see putin starting a war in ukraine? well now u can…in minecraft! join our server for a wild ride through history where putin is a pixelated warlord and ukraine is made of blocks. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join putin’s army and conquer the land. who knew history could be so fun and blocky? come join us for a blast from the past…literally!

HostageCraft: No Surrender

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, freedom, fumes, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Release, resistance, RETALIATION, Surrender, Tension, Terrorism

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crops Grown:	7410	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.

so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”

AnalogProstateExamCraft

analog test, AnalogProstateExamCraft, digital prostate exam, digital rectal exam, Healthcare, medical procedure, mens health, prostate cancer awareness, prostate cancer detection, prostate cancer prevention, prostate cancer screening, prostate exam frequency, prostate exam guidelines, prostate exam procedure, prostate exam recommendations, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health awareness, prostate health check, prostate screening, Urology

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Items Found:	8761	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

Krotje Hardcore MC

BROKE, Economy, Hangout, Hardcore, Kortterdikrotterdikrot, Krotje, mc, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Shack, shacks, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Farms Harvested:	503	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

We are broke. and we want you to hang out with us. will you shack with us? Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. shacks.

play.krotje.com

Eva’s Minecraft Server: Anime Edition

animation, Anime, Characters, classic, culture, Edition, Eva, EVAs, iconic, Impact, influenced, japanese, Mecha, mid 00s, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, Psychological, Recommendations, Sci Fi, series, Server, Storyline, Themes, watch

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Votes:	4395
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can solve the riddle of the talking llama, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they may look cute, but they’ll eat your face off if you’re not careful!

And for some inspiration on how to navigate our crazy world, we recommend watching this hilarious Minecraft Let’s Play video: [insert link here] – it’s guaranteed to have you in stitches!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, boy band, Entertainment, Fandom, girl group, K-pop fans, K-pop industry, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music artists, music community, music fans, music genre, music trends, No. 66428648, Party, pop culture, popular music, Server, south korea

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of building the same boring structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for Kpop fans! Join us and build your very own Kpop concert stadium, complete with holographic performances by your favorite idols.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can hang out with BTS and Blackpink members in between their world tours. Rumor has it that Jungkook is a master at crafting diamond swords!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads you to a magical land where all your Kpop dreams come true. Dance battles with EXO, karaoke nights with Twice, and even a chance to go on a virtual date with your bias!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Kpop madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!

MomAndSpecialBroGoneWild

accomplishment, acknowledgment, Audience, award, college, communication breakdown, creative writing, emotional response, family dynamics, Judges, mental conditions, MomAndSpecialBroGoneWild, Outburst, punishment, Resentment, seizures, short story contest, sibling rivalry, special needs, Support, Trophy

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	177
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where your accomplishments are actually recognized!

Tired of being overshadowed by your brother with special needs? Join our server and become the true star of the show! No more cracked trophies or missed opportunities here – just pure, unadulterated praise for all your hard work.

On our server, you can build your own virtual trophies, read your creative writing masterpieces to an adoring audience, and bask in the glory of being the true winner. No more seizures ruining your big day – just endless possibilities and endless support from your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and finally get the recognition you deserve! Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual success and validation? Let’s build, create, and conquer together – because you are a winner in our world!

WindowWatchers Minecraft Server

amazing, Astonishing, BIZARRE, Craziest, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Phenomenal, remarkable, Server, Sight, strange, Surprising, uncommon, unexpected, UNUSUAL, view, WINDOW, WindowWatchers

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8608
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Have you ever looked out your window and seen a herd of llamas riding pigs through a rainbow-filled sky? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never know what to expect next. From giant chickens laying diamond eggs to villagers breakdancing in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!