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Blocky Booty Bounce

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	7
Animals Bred:	102	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5005
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magic Items Found:	4499
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	2622
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Potions Brewed:	133
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Blockheads R Us

big boobs, Blockheads, body positivity, Crazy bros, DATING, double standards, empowerment, feminism, funny, Gender Roles, Hoeflation, humor, Misogyny, modern dating, nerdy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, self worth, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Farms Harvested:	699	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

LOLcraft: Smiles for Miles

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.