Kitchen Skills MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExBlocker’s Anonymous

Honesty, cooking lessons, house share, Cooking, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cook up some drama hotter than a lava pit! Join us and learn how to chop onions, crack eggs, and use a cheese grater – because apparently, some people need a Minecraft server to teach them basic life skills.

We’ve got players who are absolute liabilities in the kitchen, just like that friend who couldn’t even boil water without burning down the house. But don’t worry, we’ll help you level up your cooking game faster than you can say “prepackaged salads.”

And if you’re looking for some spicy drama, we’ve got that too! Witness the epic saga of the guy whose ex broke up with him because he couldn’t cook – only on our Minecraft server. Will he learn to chop an onion and win back his lost love? Find out on the next episode of Minecraft MasterChef!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our cooking skills is the drama in the chat. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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Cooking Mama Minecraft Server

cooking techniques, Server, Cooking, cooking expertise, domestic skills

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing cooking is your character in a lava pit? Well, look no further because on our server, the women are not only experts at cooking basic dishes, but they can also whip up a mean Minecraft cake with just a few clicks of their mouse! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you’ll learn how to craft the most delicious virtual meals while dodging creepers and zombies at the same time. Who needs a cookbook when you have a diamond sword and a hunger bar to fill? Join now and let the cooking (and crafting) begin!

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CookingProTipsMC SMP

easy recipes, meal prep, budget cooking, delicious recipes, CookingProTipsMC

Are you tired of burning your virtual steaks on the grill in Minecraft? Join our wacky SMP where our resident chef, Chef Creeper, will teach you how to cook like a pro! From crafting the perfect cake to brewing potions that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends, Chef Creeper has got you covered. Plus, rumor has it that the secret ingredient to his famous creeper stew is actually…creeper tears! Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime – join our SMP today!

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NoKidsFunUncle Minecraft Server

Server, fun uncle, family, Mentorship, NoKidsFunUncle

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family with blocky characters who won’t guilt trip you into being a “fun uncle.”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will make you forget all about real-life family expectations. Plus, who needs a nephew named David when you can have a pet pig named Bacon instead?

So come join us and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way more fun than dealing with a pregnant sister and a loser baby daddy. And remember, on our server, you can be the master of your own blocky destiny!

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StepDadMC – No Blood, All Blocks

father daughter relationship, father figure, family, Fatherhood, Blood

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family and dive into the chaos of our virtual world.

We’ve got bio dads, stepdads, stepsisters, and half-sisters all fighting for your attention. Who needs blood relations when you can have a virtual family that’s even more dysfunctional than your own?

Experience the thrill of choosing sides between your bio dad and stepdad, and watch as they battle it out for the title of “Best Dad.” Will you choose the one who raised you or the one who just showed up out of nowhere? The drama never ends on our server!

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of family feuds, emotional outbursts, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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EstateAgentEnderman – Minecraft SMP

Extinction, Demand, commission-based, middle-men, Adaptability

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously. So, like, imagine this, right? You spawn in and you’re surrounded by all these real estate agents trying to sell you virtual land in Minecraft. Like, why do we need real estate agents in a virtual world, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. These real estate agents are actually secret spies working for the government to gather intel on all the players in the server. They’re like, double agents or something. And if you don’t buy land from them, they’ll unleash a horde of zombie villagers on your base. It’s like, so intense.

But don’t worry, there’s a group of rogue players who are fighting back against the real estate agents. They’re like, the resistance or something. They’re building secret underground bases and using redstone contraptions to outsmart the agents. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP with real estate agents, spies, and underground bases, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust me. Just watch out for those zombie villagers, they’re no joke.

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BillionaireBiden’sGovTakeover

Conspiracy, power abuse, billionaire influence, deep state, joe biden

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to experience a world where a private billionaire rules all branches of government in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join now to witness the epic saga of Billionaire Bob as he uses his wealth to punish his political opponents by turning them into pixelated chickens and stealing their virtual diamonds. Who needs democracy when you have a diamond sword? Join today for a wild ride filled with corruption, chaos, and creepers!

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CraftyNATO Minecraft Server

nato, Diplomacy, military exercises, war anniversary, Minecraft

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so wild and crazy that nato is testing their deployment model on it?? well look no further cuz this server is off the chain!! we got explosions, we got dragons, we even got a secret underground base where u can find the lost city of atlantis!! join now before the ukraine war anniversary hits and things get even more insane!! come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness!!

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CraftyF35sInIndia

Diplomacy, Military, Technology, arms deal, international relations

lol, u ever seen a jet in minecraft? well, now u can fly around in a state-of-art F-35 jet on our server! join now and be the coolest pilot in the blocky skies! trump himself said this server is the best, he even wants to sell the jets to india just so they can join us! come on, what are u waiting for? hop on and start flying high in style!

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Pixel Nostalgia Land

video games, developer choice, creativity, vintage, Technology

join our epic minecraft server where the future is now and the past is the future! our lo-fi graphics will make you feel like you’re playing on a potato, but it’s all on purpose, bro. our developers are geniuses who chose to make the game look old school because they’re just that cool.

come build your dream castle and fight off zombies with your trusty pickaxe. but watch out, because our zombies are extra sneaky and will steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that takes you to a land filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and experience the nostalgia of tomorrow today! trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows, man. it’s minecraft, anything can happen.

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