Kitchen Humor MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Knife Alert in Kitchen

professional environment, kitchen etiquette rules, kitchen etiquette norms, kitchen, chef life

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u should join our server cuz we have the most epic adventures waiting for u. like this one time, a creeper tried to steal all our diamonds but we outsmarted it with our epic building skills. also, our server is the only place where u can ride a pig into battle against a dragon. yea, u heard me right, a pig. so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and cake. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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WaffleCraft: Pancake Edition

WaffleCraft, irony, kitchen humor, kitchen utensils, Food

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own waffle iron dat makes PANCAKES. yep, u heard it right. forget bout boring old waffles, we got u covered with sum delish pancakes straight outta ur waffle iron. plus, u can ride dragons dat fart rainbows and shoot out glitter. who needs boring old horses when u can fly on a rainbow-farting dragon? come join da fun and let ur imagination run wild. u won’t regret it, promise.

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CraftyCookingGoneWrong

funny kitchen mishaps, kitchen comedy, cooking bloopers, cooking humor, culinary mishaps

Are you tired of burning your virtual food in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your blocky life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special cooking class where you can learn how to make the most delicious virtual dishes without setting your kitchen on fire (we can’t promise the same for your real kitchen though).

Join our server and become a master chef in no time! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Just imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken – now that’s a sight to behold!

So come on down to our server and let your culinary creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!

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SweatshirtSaviorGF

SweatshirtSaviorGF, fair, grease stains, genuine, halfsies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value sharing and compromise just like the OP in this post! Join us for a chance to build a virtual world where you can lend your favorite items to your friends, only to have them return it with grease stains. But don’t worry, we encourage fair compromises like going halfsies on a replacement sweatshirt next winter. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about communication and sharing? So come join us and experience the thrill of negotiating over virtual clothing stains!

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BedtimeBlockBuster – Minecraft SMP

bedroom quotes, movie scenes, Cinema, movie moments, bad dialogue

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy shenanigans that happen on this server, like that one time when we all turned into llamas and had a llama dance-off to see who had the best moves. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together, because why not, right? #MinecraftSMPGoals #LlamaDanceOff #DragonFartsAndRainbows 🤪🐲🌈

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Blocky Blues Server

Sadness, emptiness, Despair, Blues, mental illness

Are you tired of feeling like your soul is being sucked into the void like an Enderman in the rain? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those gloomy feelings! Our server is like a magical potion that will turn your frowns upside down faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of friendly pigs start dancing around you, singing “Don’t worry, be happy!” Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a pack of wolves come to help you, because they heard you’re the chosen one to defeat the evil Chicken Overlord.

So why waste your time feeling down in the dumps when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the power of Minecraft wash away your worries like a bucket of water on a pesky lava pool. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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UkraineCraft Server: No Selling Out!

Négotiation, Government, international relations, Politics, SECURITY

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE, TOO POWERFUL TO BE SOLD OUT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS. OUR POLISH OFFICIALS ARE LIT AF AND WILL MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A WILD TIME. WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO POLKA MUSIC AND PIGS THAT WEAR POLISH SAUSAGE HATS. IF YOU DON’T JOIN, YOU’RE MISSING OUT ON THE PARTY OF A LIFETIME. COME ON, DON’T BE A POTATO, JOIN NOW!

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MerzCraft: Defend Europe!

Defence, nato, Military, election, SECURITY

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this dude Merz, who’s all about Europe being, like, independent and stuff. and, like, on this server, we’re all about independence too, but, like, in Minecraft, ya feel me? we’re building a whole new world, man, where we don’t need no US to defend us. come join us and be part of this epic journey to Minecraft independence, bro! it’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

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Anxious Kids Craft Land

neuroscience, research, brain function, emotional regulation, neuroscience study

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your brain was, like, all messed up and stuff? well, now you can find out on our totally wacky and wild minecraft server!

join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions as you navigate through our crazy world filled with giant talking chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. but watch out, because the anxiety levels are off the charts on this server!

our team of expert neuroscientists have crafted a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about emotions. can you handle the pressure? can you conquer your fears and come out on top?

join us now for the most mind-bending minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!).

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justPeachy Pixelmon

Gyms, build gyms, Gaming Community, Conquer, Economy

Welcome to justPeachy. We are a gaming community that has been around for several years. We have launched our first Minecraft Server, our Pixelmon Survival Server as of February 2025 this year! We have much to offer and would love to have our community grow even more, with you! We have great hub with all you would need, and a fresh released world for you to explore and conquer. We hope you have players build gyms and pick a type to build around that, let us know if you are interested in that! Everything is subject to change based on what the community votes on, as we are striving to have a great chill community here for all to enjoy. Thanks for taking the time to read this brief description, hope you decide to stick around!

• Server IP: justpeachy.mcserver.us • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

63.135.164.231:26900

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