🔥kitchen germs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MicrobeCraft

appliance care, Bacteria, cleaning tips, cooking equipment, Food Safety, household bacteria, household items, hygiene, Kitchen Appliances, kitchen bacteria, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen germs, kitchen health, kitchen hygiene, kitchen maintenance, kitchen maintenance tips, kitchen microbiome, kitchen sanitation, MicrobeCraft, Microbiome, microwave oven

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, have you ever thought about your microwave oven having its own little world of tiny creatures living inside? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s totally a thing! join us and explore the microscopic universe of your microwave oven’s microbiome!

imagine tiny villagers living inside, crafting tiny tools and battling against evil mold monsters. you can be their hero, their savior, their tiny god!

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to explore the wonders of the microwave oven microbiome, but you also get to ride giant chickens into battle, tame explosive llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a game! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

DadEnvyCraft

Appearance, body image, body shaming, criticism, DadEnvyCraft, diet, eating disorder, Exercise, family dynamics, FITNESS, health, healthy lifestyle, Jealousy, overweight, Parent-child relationship, Physical fitness, self esteem, self-care, sibling rivalry, underweight

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Emeralds Found:	5579
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as insane as my dad’s comments on my workout routine? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret dungeon where players can battle against a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought off a flock of feathered foes!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs wings when you have magical veggies, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a legendary giant pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a porky powerhouse? Join our server to find out!

So come on down to our server and leave behind the real world drama for a world of wacky wonders and whimsical adventures. Who needs a dad criticizing your workout routine when you can be battling chickens and dancing with pigs? Join now and let the madness begin!

GrownUpFun Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, Childhood, Curiosity, Development, discovery, Experience, Exploration, GrownUpFun, growth, hobbies, interests, learning, Maturity, Minecraft, Passion, perspective, Server, Surprises, transformation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Remember when you thought broccoli was boring as a kid? Well, this Minecraft server is like the broccoli of the gaming world – it may not seem exciting at first, but once you give it a try, you’ll be hooked!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where players can ride on rainbow-colored minecarts and befriend talking chickens.

But that’s not all – our server also has a magical portal that transports players to a dimension filled with giant mushrooms and friendly unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that grants wishes to those who pet it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and wacky adventures! Who knew broccoli could be so much fun?

BlockyBabies: Spawn or Nah?

BlockyBabies, childfree, Childless, children, decision, emotional fulfillment, family, Family Planning, financial considerations, Future, Kids, Legacy, Lifestyle, long-term commitment, Nah, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, Procreation, RESPONSIBILITY, societal expectations, Spawn

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbows out of your diamond sword? Only on our server can you find such epic and ridiculous adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky dragon loves to throw dance parties in the End dimension, complete with glowstone disco balls and funky music made by note blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find mutant chickens, flying pigs, and a disco-loving dragon all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

GuoCraft Minecraft Server

alleged, Chinese, controversy, Corruption, crime, Disappearance, extradition, fugitive, government official, GuoCraft, illegal activities, International, investigation, law enforcement, Mayor Alice Guo, Minecraft, missing, news headline, Philippine, Philippines-China relations, Politics, scandal, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. We got, like, this crazy story about this Philippine Mayor Alice Guo who, like, got linked to some Chinese crime and then, like, she just straight up goes ‘missing’. Like, what even, right?

But, like, don’t worry about all that drama, man. Come join our server and escape from all that real life craziness. We got, like, epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. Plus, our community is, like, the coolest bunch of players you’ll ever meet.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Mayor Alice Guo’s disappearance. Or maybe not. But either way, it’s gonna be a blast, man.

PutinsBlockParty

accusations, allegations, ASSASSINATE, bankrolling, Conflict, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Intelligence Operations, international relations, political tensions, putin, PutinsBlockParty, russia, sanctions, security threats, UKRAINIAN, US, world news

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Potions Brewed:	191
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

lol imagine if putin actually got assassinated, that would be wild right? but guess what, on our minecraft server, you can be the one to protect putin from all those sneaky ukrainians trying to take him down. join now and show russia that you got putin’s back, literally. also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground bunker where putin himself hangs out and plays minecraft with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on over and help us keep putin safe from those pesky assassins, because on this server, we take protecting our leader very seriously.

PopcornVeggieCraft

crunchy, Culinary, DELICIOUS, diet-friendly, easy snack, fiber, gluten free, guilt-free, Healthy snack, low calorie, movie night, Popcorn, popcorn addict, popcorn lover, PopcornVeggieCraft, satisfying, Savory, snack, Tasty, Vegetable, whole grain

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the popcorn is always poppin’ and the fun never stops! we have a secret farm where the popcorn grows like magic beans and you can harvest it for all your snacking needs.

but that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas who will guide you on quests to find the rarest popcorn kernels in all the land.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies, searching for hidden treasures and battling evil mobs along the way.

so come on down to our server and experience the most delicious and action-packed minecraft adventure of your life! it’s a vegetable-filled journey you won’t want to miss!

EcoBotzIBD – Healing Mice & Having Fun!

animal studies, biocompatible materials, biodegradable, biomedical engineering, Biomedical Innovations, Digestive health, drug delivery, Drug Release, EcoBotzIBD, experimental medicine, Fun, Gastrointestinal Disorders, healing, inflammatory bowel disease, Medical research, Mice, microrobots, Nanoparticles, nanotechnology, preclinical studies, Targeted therapy, therapies, treatments

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like no other! we got biodegradable microrobots delivering therapies to treat inflammatory bowel disease in mice! yea u heard right, we got tiny robots helpin out dem lil mice with their tummy troubles.

but wait, there’s more! we also got flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop! imagine dat, walkin around and suddenly a diamond falls from the sky! it’s like a dream come true!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and traps? yea, it’s like a real life adventure movie down there! u gotta watch out for the lava pits and the sneaky skeletons though, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.

so what are u waiting for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together! who knows what other wild surprises we got in store for u 😉

7K Crew Minecraft Server

7000, Accept, agree, benefit, CONSIDER, Contemplate, CREW, decision, enticement, Financial, incentive, Join, Minecraft, MONEY, offer, opportunity, participate, Ponder, Proposal, REWARD, Server, temptation, think about

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Emeralds Found:	5134
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to join us for the low, low price of $7000!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, they also encountered a talking cow who gave them the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pink sheep that can grant wishes to anyone who shears their wool. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Just ask the pink sheep and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might just find that $7000 was the best investment you ever made.

CraftyCriminals Minecraft Server

CraftyCriminals, crime, criminals at large, Criminals., elude, Escape, evade, Evasion, get off scot-free, got away with it, Justice, law, long tail, Minecraft, Outsmart, outwit, robbery, Server, Successful, tags, theft, they, Unpunished

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes! Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your wildest dreams come true.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh. We even have a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs!

But the best part? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Legend has it that the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to uncover the treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

ClinicClapbackCraft

braces, ClinicClapbackCraft, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consult, data analysis, Healthcare, hospital clinic manager, Insecurity, medical professional, medical school, orthodontist, over-reacting, personal boundaries, professional advice, professional setting, research, Respect, social standing, Status

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to keep the unnecessary drama to a minimum, just like this player’s co-parenting relationship with their ex!

Our server is so drama-free, even if someone tries to overstep their boundaries and claim they’re a medical professional when they’re not, we’ll shut it down faster than you can say “braces consultation”.

So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience where the only thing blowing up is the TNT you use to mine for diamonds! And remember, on our server, the only status that matters is how many creepers you’ve defeated.