Kitagawa Umi Yume Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Asshole to Asshole Craft

Asshole, asshole to asshole, awkward situations, body parts, Boundaries, cheek to cheek, closeness, Craft, cultural norms, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, Intimacy, personal boundaries, personal connections, personal space, physical boundaries, physical contact, physical proximity, social customs, social interactions, social norms, taboo

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Votes:	5286	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Enchantments Applied:	285

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate butt-to-butt showdown, join our minecraft server! we have a special mini game called “booty battle” where u and ur friends can compete to see who has the strongest glutes in all of minecraft land.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground tunnel system filled with rare booty-themed treasures for u to discover. u never know what u might find down there – maybe a pair of diamond-encrusted booty shorts or a golden butt plug.

if u’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have u laughing ur ass off (literally). butt seriously, u won’t regret it!

Cobbleton Forever

Backpacks, Cobbleton, collaboration, cooperation, crops, discord server, Fern’s Furniture, Ip:, Map, Modpack, paths, player application, Portal Scrolls, pouches, rules, Secret’s Journal, Shelford, smp, stonecutter recipes, Treasure Hunts, Website, Wiki

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Overview

Description
A classic-style Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life. We have collectible treasure hunts and a graylist for players.

Quick Info

IP
play.cobbleton.com

Links

About Us

Pouches and backpacks
Portal Scrolls for teleportation
Custom furniture from Fern’s Furniture
Tons of quality of life changes
Proximity voice chat and Fortnite style pinging
Various world types like resource and creative
No P2W mechanics

Join Today

If you like what you’re hearing, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!

Oshi Eats & Collabs 1.20

collaboration, Collabs, craving, desire, Eating, Eats, eats out, Fan, FANTASY, Hunger, Idol, indulgence, INTIMATE, Naughty, Oshi, Pleasure, pussy, satisfaction, Sensual, taboo, weeks

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Votes:	4396
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic collabs with your favorite idols! We’ll make sure you have a wild time building together and then we’ll feast on virtual delicacies like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real food when you can have a taste of victory in every bite? Come join us for a crazy ride through the world of blocky adventures and questionable culinary choices!

SisFreeRidesNoMore

ADVANTAGE, Boundaries, compensation, convenience, Driving, Excuses, family, Flaky, Fun, Guilt, Help, oldest sister, Plans, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, RIDES, Siblings, SisFreeRidesNoMore, Transportation, Uber, youngest sister

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1502
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama of being an unpaid Uber for your younger sibling! Our server is full of epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero requests for rides to the store.

Imagine a world where you can build to your heart’s content without being guilt-tripped into chauffeuring your sister and her friend around town. No more flaky friends’ moms, no more excuses from your other siblings – just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car to drive your sister around in the game – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!

DreamCraft: Not as Glam as You Think

DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, DreamCraft, expectations vs reality, false beliefs, false perceptions, fantasy vs truth, fantasy world, glam, harsh reality, harsh truths, idealization, idealized images, misconceptions, reality check, romantic fantasies, romantic illusions, romanticized notions, ROMANTICIZING, rose-colored glasses, shattered dreams, unmet expectations

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Are you tired of people romanticizing things that are just not as great as they seem? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shatter all your illusions! Join us for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and reality is always stranger than fiction.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes? Trust us, it’s a real thing.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Of course you have, who wouldn’t want that? And on our server, that dream can become a reality. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, things may not be as romantic as you imagine, but they sure are a whole lot more fun!

UkrainianTerritoryWars

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German politics, international relations, Merz, nato, opposition leader, peace negotiations, political statements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukraine, UkrainianTerritoryWars, war rhetoric

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

so, liek, u kno wat u need in ur lief? a minecraft server dat is so lit u wont evn kno wat hit u. dis server is da bomb dot com, u kno wat im sayin? we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers dancin to beyonce.

u wanna kno y u need to join dis server? cuz we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. but watch out for dem zombies, dey be throwin parties down there and u dont wanna crash dat.

also, we got a secret society of villagers who are plottin to take over da world. but dont worry, dey just wanna build a giant statue of a potato.

so, if u wanna have a blast, join dis server now. u wont regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, amirite?

Schroedinger’s Cat’s 8 Lives

Animal Behavior, cat in a box, Cats, lives, multiple lives, paradoxical situations, philosophical implications, probability theory, quantum entanglement, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum superposition, quantum theory, Schroedinger’s cat, Schroedingers, Scientific inquiry, scientific paradox, theoretical physics, theoretical science, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9453	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where schroedinger’s cat has up to eighth lifes left like wtf that’s crazy right? we got creepers that dance to disco music and zombies that do the cha cha slide. our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance, it’s a whole party up in here. we even have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether. join us for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it!

Eco-Friendly Microbead Madness

Alternative, Beauty Products, biodegradable material, Chemical engineers, eco-friendly, EcoFriendly, environmental impact, environmentally-friendly, green technology, health products, innovation, madness, Microbead, microbeads, microplastics replacement, mit, plastic alternatives, plastic pollution, pollution prevention, sustainable, sustainable beauty, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got a new biodegradable material dat replaces microplastics like wut even is a microbead anyway? our crazy MIT chemical engineers went wild and created dis eco-friendly alternative dat will blow ur mind!! now u can mine and craft without worryin bout messin up da environment cuz we got ur back yo!! come join us and save da planet, one block at a time!! #ecoheroes #minecraftmadness

The Banana

Adventure, banana, Biomes, Builders, city, Community, creativity, decorators, Difficulty, Farming, gameplay, landscapes, Livestock, Minecraft, Mods, Neighborhoods, Origins, player-driven, Server, smp, Teams, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7766

Banana SMP: Season Three Overview

Feature	Description
Origin Selection	Choose your Origin to start your journey
Neighborhoods	5 unique neighborhoods to claim your home or go solo
Community Focus	Community driven server with opportunities to shape the City Center
Increased Difficulty	Challenges and rewards await in a world of creativity and adventure

FAQ

What is Banana SMP Season Three?

Banana SMP is a Minecraft server with Vanilla++ roots and exciting new mods for Season Three. It emphasizes a vibrant community focus and offers various neighborhoods for different playstyles.

How can I join Banana SMP?

To join Banana SMP, you can check out the modpack and modlist on CurseForge and join the Discord server to get whitelisted.

What are the different neighborhoods in Banana City?

Banana City features Suburbs for builders, Inner City for team players, and Rural Areas for farming enthusiasts.

What challenges can I expect in Banana SMP?

With increased difficulty, Banana SMP presents hidden dangers in the shadows, but the rewards are worth the challenge.

Enchanted Pixel Mines 1.20.2

1.20.2, body image, body positivity, breast asymmetry, breast lift, breast reduction, breast size, cosmetic surgery, emotional impact, Enchanted, health insurance coverage, medical reasons, Mines, nipple sensation, personal choice, physical discomfort, PIXEL, plastic surgery, recovery process, scarring, self esteem, societal standards, surgery risks, Women’s Health

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Bro, forget about that nonsense! You need to join this Minecraft server, trust me, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonder and chaos.

We’ve got pigs that fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond swords shoot lasers, our zombies breakdance instead of attacking you, and our villagers trade in memes instead of emeralds.

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where nothing makes sense but everything is awesome, then join us now! Your brain will thank you, I think.