KISSSUS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFrennys: Where Creepers are Friends, Not Foes!

CraftyFrennys, CREEPERS, Femboy, Foes, free fire, FRENNYS, Friends, Hooters, Impostor, KING OF OHIO, KING OHIO, KISSSUS, MESSIBUT, MEWINGHEY, OGBUT GYAT, POMNI GOLDENGYAT, RIGHT AT YOU BABY, SIGMA NUMBER, skibidi, SPEEDSKIN, sus, TOILETA RIZZA, TOILETHOT, WHERE OHIO

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4089
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across! Join us for a wild ride filled with Frennys and Toiletas, Rizza Kings, and impostors galore!

Ever wanted to kiss a Gyat in Free Fire? Well, now’s your chance on our server! Our Pomni Golden Gyat Speedskin will have you feeling like a Toilet-hot sus femboy at Hooters in no time! And don’t forget about Ohio Impostor Mewing – it’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

But wait, there’s more! Are you a Skibidi looking for some messy fun? Well, look no further than our Sigma Number Ohio Mewing King – he’ll be right at you, baby! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself!

TerrorCraft: CharlieHebdo10yrs

Charlie Hebdo attack, CharlieHebdo10yrs, CounterTerrorism, digital platforms, extremism, France, government response, Hate Speech, Minister, online radicalization, online recruitment, online surveillance, online threats, Propaganda, radical ideology, security measures, social media, social media impact, terror threat, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, Violent extremism

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

omg u guys, dis minecraft server is da bomb dot com! if u dont join, ur basically letting social media terrorists win in france. like, seriously, the minister said so! remember dat charlie hebdo attack? well, dis server is gonna make sure dat never happens again. join us and fight against da terror threat with ur blocky building skills. plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we plan our epic pranks on da bad guys. so come on, join now and be a hero in da virtual world! #blockyjustice #minecraftforlife #terroristscantstopus

Creature Love Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, Affection, animal lover deep love, cherished love, Creature, deep connection, devotion creature lover, endearment adoration, fascination, Fondness, fucks favorite creature, heartfelt love, infatuation beloved creature, intense emotion, Land, love, loving nature, loving relationship, passionate love, soulful bond creature adoration, strong bond enchantment, treasured bond emotional connection, wild creature admiration

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with a twist – the unicorns shoot lasers out of their horns and the rainbows are made of Skittles! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but on crack, man.

And get this, instead of boring old zombies and skeletons, we’ve got dancing llamas and singing creepers. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, except the DJ is a pig wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the villagers breakdance and the Ender Dragon does the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a little bit of sanity. But who needs sanity when you’ve got exploding sheep and flying cows, am I right? Let’s get weird, my dude.

NoPainNoGainMC Server

activities, age, aquatics program, Communication, Conversation, Cuts, discomfort, enjoyment, holiday, lanky, MONEY, NoPainNoGainMC, parents, rocks, sailing, school break, Server, shallow water, snorkeling, swimming, Tall, update

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	2427
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of being forced into activities you hate by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of aquatics programs! No more sailing, swimming, or snorkeling against your will – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world.

On our server, you can be as lanky and tall as you want without fear of getting hit by a boom. No more cuts from scraping on rocks while snorkeling – just smooth sailing through pixelated waters.

Say goodbye to shallow water snorkeling and hello to deep dives into epic adventures. And best of all, no more “I’m an adult, so you are wrong” excuses – just a community of fellow gamers who understand your pain.

Join now and leave the aquatics program drama behind. Let’s sail into a world of endless possibilities together!

DadCraft – Stop the Racism!

black rights, bullying, colorism, cultural identity, DadCraft, Diversity, family dynamics, Greek, Greek heritage, interracial couple, interracial relationship, lgbtq rights, long nose, microaggressions, olive skin, racial sensitivity, racism, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, STOP, trans rights, unpacking racism, white passing

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shades of vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own olive-skinned, hairy masterpiece of a world.

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re advocating for black rights, trans rights, or just trying to survive in a world full of snaggy comments. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a white dad or being half Greek – we love all players, no matter their DNA test results.

So come on in and unpack your racism with us, as we explore the boundaries of what it means to be a social justice warrior in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads along the way!

CraftyExecutions Minecraft Server

Capital Punishment, civil liberties, CraftyExecutions, death penalty, discrimination, executions, gender equality, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, iran, iran executions, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Political unrest, Server, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	451	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN IRAN IN 2024! WE EXECUTE OVER 900 NOOBS A DAY, INCLUDING DOZENS OF WOMEN (jk jk, we don’t do that, we just slay them in PVP).

COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)

CraftyBerlin

Condolences, CraftyBerlin, crime, Dead, diplomat, diplomatic corps, Embassy, foreign affairs, German, Government, international relations, investigation, Islamabad, mysterious death, News, Pakistan, RIP, suspicious death, Tragedy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

lol u wont believe wat happened on our minecraft server! a german diplomat was found dead in islamabad… jk jk, but seriously, we have the craziest adventures waiting for u on our server! join us if u want to explore epic builds, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious deaths (jk again lol). come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! u never know what u might find on our server… maybe even a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Smoking Blocker Server

behavioral therapy, Blocker, bupropion, clinical trial, depression, Double-Blind, major depressive disorder, mental health, Nicotine Patch, nicotine replacement therapy, pharmacotherapy, placebo, Placebo-Controlled Trial, Psychiatry, randomized trial, Secondary Analysis, Server, smoking, smoking cessation, substance use disorder, Treatment, Varenicline

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?

we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!

so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?

Enchanted Pixel Land 1.21

babytrap, Chads, Enchanted, Fair Play, Land, MILLIONAIRE, no gf, PIXEL, promiscuous, Prostitute, rent splitting, STEM studies, ugly shitter

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Join our Minecraft server and make virtual money to support your STEM studies! No need to resort to real-life prostitution, just play and earn in-game currency. And who knows, you might even find a virtual millionaire to babytrap! Stop crying about not having a girlfriend in real life, join us and live out your wildest fantasies in the Minecraft world!

ExFamilyGriefCraft

aita, apartment, Circumstances, Divorce, ex’s family, ExFamilyGriefCraft, Financial, Friends, groceries, Job, job loss, Jobless, Medical, move home, NANNY, nursery school, passive aggressive, Promise, relationship, Rent, separation, Son, Utilities

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never passive aggressively judge you for losing your job or struggling financially! Our community is all about supporting each other through thick and thin, just like how you support your ex-husband’s entire family on your own dime.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world with us. Who needs a job when you can escape into the virtual realm and leave all your real-life problems behind? Plus, we have a special feature where you can punch passive aggressive villagers in the face – it’s therapeutic, trust us.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of your ex’s family. We’ve got your back, no matter what crazy promises you may have made in the past. Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time!

MissileMayhemMC

(PILOT), achievement, aerial combat, air defense, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Defense, defense system, f-16, fighter jet, historical record, Military, missile interception, MissileMayhemMC, shooting down, six cruise missiles, sortie, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Air Force, war effort

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even a Ukrainian F-16 pilot be playin’ on it! He set a record by shootin’ down SIX cruise missiles in one go! Like, what even?! If u wanna be as epic as him, u gotta join dis server ASAP! Who knows, maybe u can shoot down seven missiles or even a whole army of creepers! Join now and be a legend like the Ukrainian F-16 pilot!