kissing up Minecraft Servers

kissing up Minecraft Servers

  • CatastropheCraft Minecraft Server

    CatastropheCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 7917
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Towns Built: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 325 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between two roommates in our server.

    Experience the thrill of living with a roommate who goes from sweet to sour faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”. Will you be the one to uncover their secret diary and discover the truth behind their passive-aggressive behavior? Only time will tell!

    But fear not, for our server is a place where you can find new adventures around every corner. From finding hidden treasure to navigating through complex roommate dynamics, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and patience. Who knows, you might just come out on top and find yourself with a free beachfront apartment in Maine! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking in the shadows…they’re nothing compared to the roommate drama you’ll encounter on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CrazeCraft: Turn-On Edition

    CrazeCraft: Turn-On Edition
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 2698
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to experience the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena.

    But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy as you rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. It’s a truly magical experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the craziest thing that turns you on – like building a giant statue of a potato or riding a llama into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkraCraft Server: Bomber Brawl!

    UkraCraft Server: Bomber Brawl!
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 2867
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. You gotta join cuz, like, Ukraine is attacking Russian airfields and stuff. There’s, like, bombers flying around and causing chaos. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form. Join now to be part of the madness and show off your building skills while dodging bombs and explosions. It’s gonna be lit, bro. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ArcticDroneWars

    ArcticDroneWars
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 7704
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where u can be a ukraine drone and bomb russian airfields in the arctic LOL like wut even is that?! it’s like real life drama but in minecraft form HAHAHA join now and be part of the madness, trust me u won’t regret it!! #minecraftdrama #ukrainedrones #russianairfields #arcticadventures

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MermaidPeePeeLand

    MermaidPeePeeLand
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 5907
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Animals Bred: 131 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where u can swim with mermaids who magically turn into humans but watch out cuz they might have incontinence problems from all that swimming! join now for a chance to witness a mermaid peeing on land, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! dive into the wacky world of mermaids and pee, only on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RECKONMC

    RECKONMC
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 103
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Star Shards Collected: 139
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our brand new RECKONMC Minecraft server! We’ve hosted several SMPs before, like Reckon Soul SMP for Bedrock, as well as S1, S2, and S3. We’ve also had the Glacial Moon SMP for both Java and Bedrock editions.

    RECKONMC is a fun Minecraft SMP where you can relax and enjoy a mix of friendly gameplay and exciting challenges. With cool features like professions, land claims, and a lively economy, there’s always something new to discover. Join us and be part of a great community!

    Welcome to RECKONMC, our 24/7 Java and Bedrock SMP (1.21) server! Enjoy a mix of 60% PvE and 40% PvP in a chill community with a friendly vibe. Our server offers a modern Minecraft PvP experience, including unique features like One Block Sky Block and various ranks with perks. You can take on jobs and participate in fun chat games like trivia. Test your skills in PvP battles, explore the arena, and protect your space with land claims. Set up your shop and earn vote rewards. Dive into adventurous quests, tackle parkour challenges, and enjoy a robust economy in both SMP and Discord. Make new friends, form teams, and earn money by killing mobs. We also have partnerships and so much more waiting for you!

    play.reckonmc.fun:24670

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chaos Anarchy

    Chaos Anarchy
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 8085
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Chaos Anarchy, a Minecraft server where absolute freedom reigns supreme. In this lawless world, you can do as you please—hunt, kill, and steal to your heart’s content. The thrill of survival is intensified with the addition of custom items and new weapons, each designed to give you an edge in this brutal landscape. Prepare to face formidable new bosses like the terrifying True Wither, the elusive Soul Knight, and the ferocious Fire Lion XI. Chaos Anarchy offers a thrilling and unpredictable adventure, where only the strongest and most cunning will thrive. Dive into the chaos, forge your path, and let the anarchy begin!

    play.chaosanarchy.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sunburnt SMP: Where the fish are fresher than the jokes! Come join the chaos in our PvP optional world!

    Sunburnt SMP: Where the fish are fresher than the jokes! Come join the chaos in our PvP optional world!
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 8815
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Towns Built: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP play.shaded.gg
    Discord https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

    Shaded Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! Join us for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure with incredible features and benefits.

    Features:

    • NEW! Fishing Log
    • NEW! Lobster Pots
    • NEW! PvP Arena
    • Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
    • Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
    • Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
    • Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

    Join us at play.shaded.gg and be part of the most exciting Minecraft community!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Simply copy and paste the server IP (play.shaded.gg) into your Minecraft client.
    Is PvP mandatory on Shaded? No, PvP is entirely optional, allowing you to choose your playstyle preferences.
    How can I protect my builds from griefing? Utilize our robust land claiming and grief prevention system to secure your creations.
    Are there exclusive perks for voting? Yes, earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server.
    Can I play on Shaded with both Java and Bedrock players? Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server that welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RomcomCraft Minecraft Server

    RomcomCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 5238
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Villages Defended: 20 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a romcom gone wrong.

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly your childhood friend appears out of nowhere, but wait, they don’t even remember who you are! And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, your sister shows up and reveals she’s actually your childhood crush. Talk about a plot twist!

    But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any harem shenanigans here. Just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun with a side of hilarious romcom drama. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

    Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 2095
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LocationShare Minecraft Server

    LocationShare Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 6857
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your girlfriend trying to track your every move like a detective in a cheesy spy movie? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build without being monitored 24/7!

    On our server, you can create your own virtual fortress and never have to worry about someone trying to invade your privacy. No more sharing locations or having someone constantly checking up on you – unless it’s to admire your epic builds, of course.

    Join now and experience the freedom of building without boundaries, just like how you should have the freedom to live your life without being tracked like a criminal on the run. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with relationship drama over location sharing.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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