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ExFriendWeddingDrama

Accommodation, aita, Booked, Bridesmaid, engagement party, ex-friend, ExFriendWeddingDrama, expensive gift, Fight, Food, friendship, kicked out, mutual friends, performing at wedding, Singer, standard fee, traditional wedding gift, travel, wedding band, wedding gift, wedding planning

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of wedding planning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with bridesmaid drama, wedding band battles, and friendship feuds!

Our server offers the unique experience of navigating through wedding planning chaos, where you can choose to be the bridezilla, the disgruntled bridesmaid, or even the wedding band member caught in the middle of it all. Will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior or give in to the pressure of performing for free?

Join now for a chance to roleplay out your wildest wedding scenarios and show off your building skills in creating the ultimate wedding venue. Who needs a traditional gift when you can gift us with your presence on our server? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous wedding saga – join today!

TNTropolis Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Deadly bomb blast, explosion, extremism, International, investigation, Israeli police, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Reuters, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, terror threat, Terrorism, terrorist attack, TNTropolis, Tragedy, Unrest, violence

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	123
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

hey you! ya you! wanna join a minecraft server that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack in tel aviv? come on down to our server where the only thing blowing up is your mind with all the crazy fun we have! we’ve got more surprises than a bomb blast and more excitement than a police chase! join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime! who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in our server! trust us, you won’t regret it!

KurskKaboomCraft

border security, border tensions, bridges destroyed, buffer zone, conflict zone, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, infrastructure damage, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKaboomCraft, military control, Military operations, peace negotiations, regional stability, security measures, territorial control, Ukraine-Russia border, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchantments Applied:	239
Divine Spears Created:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, so there’s this sick Minecraft server where Ukrainian forces are like, tightening control of the Kursk region, but like, in Minecraft world, ya know? They’re building bridges and destroying them, like it’s some crazy game of bridge destruction or something. Join this server if you wanna be part of the action, man! Build bridges, destroy bridges, it’s all good in this wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in a ‘buffer zone’ where things are always intense and exciting? Come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

1000USD, 180USD, 320usd, affordable, big one, Budget, CraftyCreeperz, expensive, gift, i want one, Instrument, Minecraft, Music, musical one, PRESENT, price, Purchase, Server, shopping, SIZE, small one, Toy, wish list

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mines Excavated:	3027
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge an arm and a leg just to play? Well, look no further because our server is offering insane deals that will make you question reality itself! For just 180USD, you can join our small but mighty server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. Want to take your gaming experience to the next level? Fork over 320USD for our musical server where every block you break plays a sweet tune. And for the true ballers out there, we have the big one for 1000USD where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your wallet emptied)!

Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie

Ageism, blockbuster, Cinema, cleavage, controversial, Eli Roth, Entertainment, Exploitation, fetish, film industry, granny’s titties, Grannys, Hollywood, inappropriate, mature actresses, mature content, Minecraft, Movie, old actresses, Provocative, scandalous, Sexualization, smp, taboo, titties

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

PixelPeepersMC

BDSM, Boundaries, CNC porn, Communication, consensual non-consent, consent, dangerous entertainment, discomfort, hardcore porn, hentai, inadequate sex life, Intimacy, LLI, Open-mindedness, PixelPeepersMC, porn consumption, rape fantasy, relationship dynamics, Roleplaying, sexual preferences, trying new things

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – we also have a community of players who are into some interesting things, just like the OP’s girlfriend who watches CNC porn. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your preferences, whether it’s building pixel art or watching questionable content.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even roleplay as a Minecraft character who is into some wild and crazy stuff. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed! So come on in and join us for a fun and unforgettable experience. Just remember, in this world of blocks and pixels, anything is possible – even finding love in the most unexpected places. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

DreamCraft SMP – UltraRich

designer labels, DreamCraft, elite social circles, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, extravagant parties, extravagant spending, fine dining, high-end art collection, high-end fashion, high-priced experiences, luxury cars, luxury lifestyle, luxury real estate, Luxury Vacations, luxury yachts, personal chefs, private drivers, private islands, private jets, smp, ultra-wealthy, UltraRich

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dimension Hops:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	78	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Have you ever wanted to live like a Minecraft king? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Join us and you’ll be able to do things that the average player couldn’t even dream of, like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks or having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our legendary parties. We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and our members have access to a private jet that can fly them to any biome in the game in seconds.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Come join us and live like the ultra-wealthy Minecraft player you were always meant to be!

NoMoreBoozeCashCow

addiction, alcohol, Decision making, discipline, financial freedom, financial incentive, habits, health, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, long term benefits, MONEY, motivation, NoMoreBoozeCashCow, personal challenge, Rewards, self improvement, self-control, Sobriety, temptation, wellness

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

GazaBlinkenCraft

blinken, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, GazaBlinkenCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Crops Grown:	5147
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	5922
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.