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KerchCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, danger, emergency, evacuation, explosion incident, explosions, Fire, Kerch, KerchCraft, Local Media, military activity, Minecraft, occupied Crimea, Reports, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, violence, war zone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Buildings Constructed:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are from creeper attacks and the only fire you’ll encounter is from accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket! forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only news reports are about epic battles and daring adventures. join now for a chance to witness legendary battles between players and mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

KurskCraft: Crimea Escape

Assistance, Crimea, Crisis, emergency, Escape, evacuated, evacuation, Government, Humanitarian Aid, Kursk, KurskCraft, Refugees, Relocation, Residents, russia, Safety, Shelter, Support, temporary housing, Transportation, travel

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	8194	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Falling into the Void:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Kursk residents getting evacuated to Crimea for a wild adventure! Build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with the evacuees to create a secret underground society. Watch out for radioactive creepers and mutant villagers roaming around causing mayhem. Join now for the ultimate post-apocalyptic experience, where anything can happen!

WildfireCraft2023

air pollution, Amazonia, Canada, carbon dioxide emissions, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, ecological balance, emissions trajectory, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme wildfires, global warming, Global wildfires, greenhouse gases, natural disasters, WildfireCraft2023

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchantments Applied:	99
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

join our minecraft server and save the world from global wildfires! we got magical powers that can control the weather and stop those pesky fires from spreading. come build your own fireproof fortress and protect the land from the wrath of mother nature. plus, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands. who needs climate change when you have a minecraft server like this?! join now and be a hero in a world of blocky chaos!

BloodSpillMinecraftServer

anticipation, BloodSpillMinecraftServer, Community, developer, Director, Event, EXCITEMENT, FanFest, FANTASY, final fantasy xiv, gameplay, Gaming, mmorpg, ONLINE, Panel Discussion, Rumors, speculation, spill blood, Square Enix, video games, virtual world, Yoshida

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	New Chunks Explored:	992962
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	154	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will Yoshida spill blood again at the next Final Fantasy XIV fanfest? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and mayhem that our server has to offer. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!

InflateNoMore Minecraft SMP

Anti-inflation technology, economic challenges, economic development, economic growth, economic inflation, economic progress, economic solutions, economic stability, economic strategies, economic trends, Financial Stability, financial technology, InflateNoMore, inflation control, inflation management, inflation prevention, inflation reduction, Minecraft, monetary policy, smp, technology advancement, technology innovation, technology solutions

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Farms Harvested:	641
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only thing inflating is the egos of the players? Well, look no further because our server has the solution to economic inflation! We use a top-secret technology that involves trading diamonds for dirt blocks to keep the economy stable.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Ron Rule, the legendary player who single-handedly saved the server from financial ruin by building a giant dirt castle that brought prosperity to all. Will you be the next hero to rise up and conquer the economy with your dirt trading skills?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky and wild adventure! Join now and experience the thrill of economic stability like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so exciting and financially responsible?

SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, AnimalTrashTalk, Communication, FANTASY, funny animals, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, rude animals, rude behavior, rude creatures, rudeness, SassySMP, Talking, Talking Animals, talking creatures

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	434
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

CraftyBanterMC

Communication, Connection, CraftyBanterMC, deep conversation, emotional connection, Empathy, friendship, heartfelt words, Honesty, impactful words, Life-changing conversation, love, Meaningful discussion, personal growth, relationship, serious, significant moment, Transformative dialogue, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Farms Harvested:	825
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old relationships that never have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will have conversations that will forever change your relationship with someone!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend reveals a deep dark secret that completely shatters your trust in them. Or maybe you accidentally let slip a secret of your own that causes chaos among your group of friends.

Join our server for the most intense and game-changing conversations you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knew that virtual block building could lead to such intense emotional turmoil? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

IndieGamerProtestCraft

activism, civil disobedience, demonstrations, empowerment, Equality Movement, feminism, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, independence day, India, IndieGamerProtestCraft, Justice for Women, medic, murder, nonviolent resistance, political movement, protest, social justice, solidarity, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Votes:	6760
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party up in here! We got tens of thousands of women protestin’ like it’s India’s Independence Day every day! And get this, it all started cuz some medic got murdured! Like, whaaat?! Join now and be part of the revolution, buildin’ and protestin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff, so why wait? Come join da fun!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

America First, CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, donald trump, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president, Pro-Trump, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump 2020, Trump administration, Trump fan, Trump love, Trump Rally, Trump supporter, Trump train, Trumpcraft, Trumpism, Trumpism forever, Trumpism2020

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ores Mined:	7880	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4174	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Enchantments Applied:	259	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where all houses must be built in the likeness of Donald Trump! That’s right, build your very own Trump Tower complete with gold-plated everything and a combover roof that will make your neighbors jealous.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.

So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)

CalorieCraft SMP – >1200 Cals Today

CalorieCraft, CALS, gt1200, smp, Today

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows ride pigs, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireworks? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it built.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Join now and see if you have what it takes to overthrow his starchy reign and claim the title of Spud Supreme!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!