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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9284 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
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