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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6127 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2086 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 3440 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 32 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life, from epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious mishaps with creepers. Who needs romance when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?
So come on, join our server and see why we’re the most asexual Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Let’s build, battle, and laugh our way to victory together!