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FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

Chronicles, city permit, fence installation, fence issue, FenceGate, gravel dump, Hoa, homeowner association, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood communication, new neighbors, pool construction, property boundaries, property boundary dispute, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, survey

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mines Excavated:	4359	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

CraftyChicksOnly

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, empowerment, Expectations, feminism, gossip, habits, judgement, reddit, self-care, social norms, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Women

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	122	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Void Armor Forged:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

HezboSmashCraft

airstrikes, airstrikes on Hezbollah, Combat, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah in Lebanon, HezboSmashCraft, idf, IDF airstrikes, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

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SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

brain function, changes, cognition, cognition changes, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, coronavirus, Covid-19, human challenge study, long-term effects, Memory, memory assessment, memory changes, memory function, Memory Loss, neurological effects, Quest, research study, SARS-CoV-2, SARSCOV2

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mines Excavated:	3685
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Diversity, Gaming, Inclusivity, library, Minecraft, Server, social justice, Steam, Steam library, video games, Woke, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke detector, woke gamers, woke gamers unite, woke gaming, woke gaming community, woke gaming culture, woke gaming movement, woke gaming revolution

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Emeralds Found:	3559	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	6084	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4068
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Animals Bred:	86
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

campus housing, campus rules, cigarettes, consequences, disruptive behavior, Eviction, fire alarm, illegal, law enforcement, Lease Violation, Marijuana, no smoking apartment, no smoking campus, noise disturbance, NoSmokeNoProbsMC, roommate communication, roommate conflict, smoking, university roommates, Weed

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

CraftyGirlz

baby names, beautiful names, CraftyGirlz, favorite names, girl names, name choices, name favorites, name ideas, name options, name preferences, name recommendations, name selection, name suggestions, naming a girl, opinion, popular names, pretty names, unique names

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

Assassination, blocktopia, Checking, chief, Conflict, CREEPERS, Dead, Find, gaza, Hamas, incommunicado, Israel, leader, Longshot, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, Palestinian, Political, Possibility, speculation, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

addiction, Censorship, Crisis, culture, empowerment, Ethics, Jewish weapons, Liberation, mental health, Minecraft, morality, no-fap, Paradise, PIXEL, pornography, Religion, resistance, self-control, Server, sexual content, society, taboo, temptation, temptation control.

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!