Users Playground

Appearance, barter, Community, dirt palace, Economy, Exploring, Friends, Kiri, Meetup, micro transactions, Plugins, Ranks, smp, SMP experience, Story, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, virtual currency, Voting, You Are Machines

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Users Playground is an SMP experience provided by https://youaremachines.com

Enjoy your time exploring the Dirt Palace. Make friends and create amazing things together. It is your playground.

We believe in the vanilla experience. No crazy plugins, no ranks, no micro-transactions, no inflated virtual currency. The players of Users Playground create their own economy through barter. Major updates will be presented and voted on by the community. We are excited to meet you!

Kiri, an important part of the You Are Machines crew, is planning to make an appearance soon… What kind of story will unfold when she shows up?

usersplayground.com

User’s Playground: Where grown adults spend hours mining virtual blocks instead of doing their actual responsibilities.

Actual, Adults, Appearance, barter, blocks, Community, Create, CREW, dirt palace, Economy, Friends, grown, HOURS, Kiri, Meet, micro transactions, Mining, Playground, Plugins, Ranks, responsibilities, Server, smp, spend, Story, Updates, Users, Vanilla, virtual, virtual currency, You Are Machines

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Users Playground Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	usersplayground.com
Provider	You Are Machines
Description	Users Playground is an SMP experience where players can explore the Dirt Palace, make friends, and create amazing things together in a vanilla Minecraft environment.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Users Playground believes in the vanilla experience, so there are no crazy plugins on the server.

Q: Are there ranks on the server?

A: No, there are no ranks on Users Playground.

Q: Are there micro-transactions on the server?

A: Users Playground does not have any micro-transactions.

Q: Is there virtual currency on the server?

A: No, there is no virtual currency on Users Playground. Players create their own economy through barter.

Q: How are major updates handled on the server?

A: Major updates will be presented and voted on by the community, ensuring that all players have a say in the direction of the server.

Q: Who is Kiri and what is her role on the server?

A: Kiri is an important part of the You Are Machines crew and is planning to make an appearance on Users Playground. Stay tuned to see what kind of story unfolds when she shows up!

CraftyWallzMC

CraftyWallzMC, current wallpaper, digital wallpaper, mobile background, phone aesthetics., phone customization, phone display, phone personalization, phone screen, phone screen customization, phone screen design, phone wallpaper, screen background, smartphone wallpaper, wallpaper art, wallpaper choices, wallpaper design, wallpaper image, wallpaper inspiration, wallpaper pattern, wallpaper preferences

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5959
Dragons Tamed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	112
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Votes:	5126
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Oh, honey, forget about phone wallpapers! Join our Minecraft server and your screen will be filled with the most epic pixelated adventures you’ve ever seen! Say goodbye to boring static images and hello to a world where you can build your wildest dreams with blocks!

Imagine this – you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! Or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Only on our server, folks!

So ditch the phone wallpaper and join us for a wild ride through a land of endless possibilities. Trust us, your phone will thank you for it!

JetCraftRomania

aerial defense, airspace, airspace violation, border patrol, Defense, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, intercept, JetCraftRomania, Military, military intervention, national security, nato, Romania, Russian drones, scrambles, security measures, security response, Surveillance

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even romania is getting involved! we got fighter jets and russian drones and all sorts of craziness happening at our border. if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict while building epic structures in minecraft, then this is the server for you! who needs world peace when you can have world war in minecraft, amirite? join now for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair, whatever floats your boat)!

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

adept, Alimony, assets, basedboy, child support, children, common-law marriage, couples, Court, DUMPED, FAGGOT, Female-Female lesbian couples, feminized biological male, FTM, judge, La, Lawyer, lenient, Minecraft, Nick, Norwegian femboy, onions manlet, picrel, Server, severance relief, texas, Transgender, transgender couples, Weirdo

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

ACL, ACL injury, devastating news, football, injury, injury update, long-term injury, Manchester, Manchester City, midfielder, Minecraft, Official, oil club, oil money, oof, premier league, Recovery, Rodri, Season, season-ending, setback, sidelined, smp, Soccer, sports

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	90	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, Babysitting, burnt out, cabin vacation, Communication, covid, Date night, Disappointment, Emotional support, family dynamics, medical problems, Minecraft, ParentalDateNight, parents, Priorities, Resentment, Rewards, Sacrifices, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, tube feeding, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

AlumniClapbackCraft

Alumni, AlumniClapbackCraft, bad rep, Bogota, college, colombia, communications, condescending, flirty, Girls, Guilty, influencers, murd3r3r, preppy, rankings, rich families, rival, scandal, trendy club, University

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	55
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

cherished possession, coveted treasure, desirable object, dream prize, endless abundance, exclusive privilege, extravagant gift, fantasy come true, lifetime supply, long-term satisfaction, luxury item, material possession, Minecraft, never-ending stock, once in a lifetime opportunity, priceless commodity, PrizePiggy, rare indulgence, smp, ultimate reward, unlimited quantity, valuable asset, wish fulfillment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

CartoonCraftLand

90s cartoons, animated classics, animated series, animated shows, beloved cartoons, cartoon characters, cartoon nostalgia, CartoonCraftLand, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood television, childhood tv, classic cartoons, favorite childhood cartoon, kids shows, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, TV memories, vintage cartoons

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Springy New Year Respawn

BEGINNINGS, Calendar, celebration, Cultural, Cycle, death, equinox, Mythology, Nature, New Year, REBIRTH, Renewal, respawn, Rituals, Seasons, Significance, Spring, Springy, Symbolism, tradition, TRANSITION, year

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Votes:	4887
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

affect, Factors, long tail tags, MAYHEM, Microbe, Microbiome, production, rave, researchers, review, ruminant, ruminants, Temperament

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Emeralds Found:	4442	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

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