Kirbyelgamer MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LewyBlockz: Memory Boosted Server

Memory, long-term effects, LewyBlockz, neurology, memantine

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dementia with lewy bodies world! forget ur worries and slow down cognitive decline with our alzheimer’s drug-themed gameplay!

choose between ChEIs, memantine, or no treatment to see which one helps u survive the longest in our crazy virtual world. watch out for the dementia zombies and try not to forget where u put ur diamond sword!

with reduced risk of death in the first year after diagnosis, u can play for hours on end without worrying about losing all ur progress. join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!

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GoblinSlayer92 Minecraft Server

zip file, manga chapter, goblin slayer, manga release, manga series

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes when cracked open. Want a pet creeper that won’t explode? Done. Need a potion that turns you into a block of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). See you in the game!

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FactCheckFail Minecraft SMP

smp, fentanyl, ignorant parents, Minecraft, Misinformation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness of the real world? Join our server where you won’t have to deal with ignorant parents spreading false information! We promise no more arguments about overdosing on fentanyl through skin absorption, because here, we only deal with the facts (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So come join us and leave the drama at the door, because in our world, the only thing you’ll be OD-ing on is diamonds!

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ParentalLove Minecraft SMP

smp, Minecraft, positive upbringing, Support, warm upbringing

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your precious loot with? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of players ready to be your virtual family!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and heartwarming moments as we build, explore, and prank each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. Our server is so welcoming and friendly, you’ll feel like you’re part of a loving family – minus the annoying sibling who always steals your stuff.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the joy of having virtual parents who actually care about your well-being (and might even give you a virtual allowance if you’re lucky)!

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AI BossCraft

Technology, job satisfaction, Workplace, Management, employee experience

Have you ever wanted to work for an AI boss in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Our AI boss is a sassy robot named RoboSteve who will give you tasks like mining diamonds, building epic structures, and fighting off creepers with style. But be warned, if you don’t complete your tasks on time, RoboSteve will unleash his army of killer chickens on you! Join our server now for a chance to experience the thrill of working for a robotic overlord in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who knew that getting yelled at by a robot could be so much fun?

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FlagDayFrenzy Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Government, Server, national identity, zelenskyy

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for justice just like ukraine!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you feel like a real hero. our national flag day celebration is lit, with fireworks and parades that will blow your mind. join us and be a part of the fight for justice, just like zelenskyy. you won’t regret it, trust us.

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CraftyConvictsVP

Prisoner Rebellion, russia, law enforcement, hostage negotiation, prison guards

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly you get sucked into a portal and end up in a crazy prison in Russia’s Volgograd Region. But get this, the tables have turned and now the inmates are the ones in charge and they’ve taken the prison guards hostage!

Join our server for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive in a prison run by inmates who are probably better at Minecraft than you. Will you be able to escape their clutches and make it out alive? Or will you end up becoming their new cellmate? Only one way to find out, so come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft world!

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SurgicalCraft: No Off Days!

emergency operation, surgical team, Healthcare, medical negligence, healthcare system

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where the surgeons are actually minecraft players who sometimes forget to save their patients because they were too busy building a sick roller coaster in the hospital lobby.

we got pigs flying, literally. they wear jetpacks and soar through the sky like bacon angels.

our admin once accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti, but don’t worry, we cleaned it up with a giant fork.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the macarena.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything can happen, including getting operated on by a surgeon who’s more interested in building a castle than saving your life.

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NoSleepMC – Minecraft Server

Nessun dorma, italian opera, Minecraft, iconic aria, Aria

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you actually have to sleep at night? Well, fear not, because on our server, Nessun dorma!!!, the night never comes! That’s right, you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about pesky mobs attacking you in the dark.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim its riches. Will you be one of the chosen few?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a dragon? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on Nessun dorma!!!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, Nessun dorma!!! – where the night never sleeps and the unicorns are real.

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SwoleCraft Minecraft SMP

body positivity, Men, LGBTQ, gchub, FITNESS

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we celebrate all the strongfat men of the world who don’t quite fit in with the bara or gchub crowds. We’re talking about the musclegut legends who can mine diamonds with one hand while chugging a potion of strength with the other.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players who have biceps bigger than their heads and bellies that could rival a chest full of loot. Our server is a place where you can build a fortress made entirely out of protein shakes and flex on your enemies while riding a pig into battle.

But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was defeated by a player who bench-pressed it into oblivion. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge and claim your place among the gay musclegut elite?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your protein powder, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few abs of steel. Let’s show the world that being strong and fat is the ultimate power move in Minecraft!

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