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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 9987 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
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