MooCraft: Where Cows Rule and ‘Cattle Die’ is Just a Game!

cattle, cattle die, Cows, death, Die, Eternity, Game, IMMORTALITY, kinsmen die, Legacy, Life, mockery, moocraft, mortality, 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇, reputation, rule, tarnished name, Words

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and swim in lava without getting burned (don’t ask us how, it’s magic)! Our server is so wild that even the cows have learned how to breakdance and the villagers throw epic raves every night.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen, and nothing is off-limits. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

4chan, Allsync, Archived, archives, Authors, CYOA, cyoag, desuarchive, F.A.Q., interactives, Minecraft, moe, NSFW, random.org, refuge, Refuge Thread, Resources, ROLLING, Sfw, smp, Switcheroos Edition, tg, Thread, Trash

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Items Found:	4048
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a Choose Your Own Adventure book on steroids.

In this server, you’ll find CYOAs that are so mind-bendingly awesome, they couldn’t even be contained in /tg/’s /cyoag. We’re talking about CYOAs that will make you question reality, challenge your creativity, and maybe even make you question your life choices.

But that’s not all! Our archives are filled with both SFW and NSFW CYOAs, so you never know what you’re going to stumble upon. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you find mind-blowing interactive experiences.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and make life-altering decisions all in one place? It’s like living in a fantasy world, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Don’t wait, jump in and start your adventure in our Switcheroos Edition Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you?

CraftyMom Minecraft Server

#sociopath, Apology, Behavior, communication problems, condescending, condoning, CraftyMom, cutting off, Daughters, DISRESPECTFUL, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, moody teen, mother-daughter relationship, mouthy, narcissistic ex, parenting, Server, single mother, Struggling, unkind

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ores Mined:	2120
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful teenagers who think they know everything? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any backtalk from moody teens.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where you are in control. Build your dream home, go on epic adventures, and make new friends who won’t talk down to you like a “complete moron.”

Say goodbye to condescending attitudes and hello to a supportive community of players who just want to have a good time. Join us today and leave the real world behind – because who needs that kind of negativity when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting

Boundaries, child behavior, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, Etiquette, foster care, friendship, homeschooling, Hosting, inclusion, KidFree, Manners, MommyCraft, noob, parenting, patience, Playdate, Social Skills, socialization, special needs, Understanding, Zone

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for kids who struggle with sharing, socializing, and eating anything other than mac and cheese and dino nuggets.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can hoard all the toys for yourself, lock yourself in your room whenever you want, and demand special treatment from everyone around you. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just can’t handle being around other kids.

But beware, if you’re looking for a server where everyone gets along and plays nicely together, this is definitely not the place for you. Only the most outrageous and ridiculous behavior is allowed here!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem instead?

IllegalMinecraftSMP

breaking the law, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, daily illegal activities, illegal actions, illegal activities, illegal behavior, illegal conduct, illegal customs, illegal deeds, illegal habits, illegal patterns, illegal practices, illegal routines, IllegalMinecraftSMP, illicit activities, law violations, lawless behavior, regular lawbreaking, unlawful actions, unlawful behavior

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Mines Excavated:	3573	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is strictly legal and above board? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Do you enjoy stealing your neighbor’s diamonds while they’re not looking? Or maybe you get a kick out of setting fire to entire forests just for fun? Well, on our server, you can do all that and more! We even have a special “Prank of the Week” competition where the most outrageous and destructive prank wins a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even banned potions. And if you get caught by the server mods, don’t worry – we have a secret underground prison where you can plot your escape with your fellow inmates.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, join us today! Just remember to leave your morals at the door and embrace your inner mischief maker.

CraftyKidMyths

changing perspectives, childhood beliefs, childhood enlightenment, childhood fantasies, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood revelations, cognitive development., CraftyKidMyths, debunked myths, evolving beliefs, false beliefs, growing up, learning, misconceptions, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, reality check, shattered illusions, unlearning

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Remember when you used to believe that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, just like that childhood myth, our Minecraft server is full of wild and wacky adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming!

Join our server and discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm)! Build your dream castle on a cloud, ride a llama into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who believe that riding a chicken into battle is a legitimate strategy, or that building a house out of TNT is the height of architectural genius? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those pesky watermelon seeds!

BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server

Black Market, blueberry bandit, BlueberryBandit, crimes, criminal behavior, Desperation, food scarcity, forage, foraging for food, fruit theft, Hunger, illegal activity, law enforcement, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean society, POVERTY, Server, societal issues, spike, Survival Tactics, SURVIVE, theft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8565	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Emeralds Found:	2767	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blueberry bandits run wild like they in North Korea? Well, do I have the place for you! Our server is like a jungle, but instead of trees, it’s filled with blueberries. And let me tell ya, those bandits will stop at nothing to get their hands on those juicy blue orbs. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the blueberry bandits and become the ultimate blueberry kingpin. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RocketRaveCraft

18th century, archaeology, Bomb squad, colonial era, danger, discovery, Excavation, Explosives, hazardous, heritage, historical, India, Military, munitions, ordnance, preservation, RocketRaveCraft, Rockets, Safety, unexploded, WEAPONRY

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got more than 1,000 unexploded 18th-century rockets just chillin in india, like wtf? imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with those bad boys.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.

Balkan-Craft

admin abuse, Balkan-Craft, bug fixes, developer, Factions, Minecraft, Mini Games, News, Parkour, PvP, Servers, Skypvp, Skywars, Staff Team

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

On our server you can currently play: Factions. SkyPvP, Parkour. You can expect many more mini games soon

Our developer has maintained various servers for many years, so every day you can expect news and bug fixes if there are any. The staff team is serious and there will be no admin abuse on our server.

51.38.218.134:25511

Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats

apply, Cats, Community, Community vote, Discord, Dragon.., Dynmap, elysia, Events, Grief Prevention, HERD, Lost, Minecraft, player heads, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Server, server chat, sleep skip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Minecraft Server: Elysia

Overview

Season	1.21
Reset	New reset a few weeks ago
Dragon Fight	Dragon fight scheduled for later today

About Us

Elysia is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a focus on community and inclusivity. The server provides a vanilla experience with some added features to enhance gameplay.

Features

(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
Armor Stand Tools
Discord > server chat integration
Web based world map
Gradual world border expansion
Grief prevention systems
Adult staff team
Opt-in only PVP
Decorative player heads
Decisions made by community vote
Sleep skip

Non-Features

Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

Ready to Join?

If Elysia sounds right for you, apply for our whitelist here! Takes just a few minutes, and there’s really no wrong way to do it.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join Elysia, you need to apply for the whitelist using the form provided on our website.

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

A: The server is open to players aged 16 and above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, inclusivity and being LGBTQ+ friendly are core beliefs of the server.

Q: Are there any perks for donating to the server?

A: The server does not offer any donator perks with advantages. We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players.

Woke Up Minecraft Server

alarmed, anxiety, concern, Confused, disbelief, Distress, fear, Minecraft, morning, Panic, puzzled, question.., Scared, Server, Shocked, startled, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, Woke, woke up, WTF

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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