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KinoCraft Minecraft Server

Cinema, film analysis, film critique, film discussion, film rating, film review, Kino, kino analysis, kino critique, kino discussion, kino rating, kino review, KinoCraft, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie discussion, Movie Rating, movie review, Server, was it kino

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing exploding sheep at them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams on ours? Come join us and see for yourself if it’s “kino” enough for you!

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

1.15.2, 1.16, Adequate, April 5 2020, Ban, Closed Server, Community, discovery, Exploration, Friendly, HardcoreSurvivalServer, Minecraft, new worlds, Players, Survival, update, Version Switch, Waiting, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Emeralds Found:	6643	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Animals Bred:	187

The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version.

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CraftyLife Minecraft Server

anxiety, Conflict, CraftyLife, danger, death, fear, Future, Geopolitics, Good, HOLY, Invasion, landmine, Life, Minecraft, POL, Politics, russia, Server, Survival, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, world events

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	144	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

2024 ElectionCraft Server

2024 election, campaign strategy, citizenship validation, election forecast, election manipulation, election outcome, ElectionCraft, Electoral Process, government policies, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, political analysis, political prediction, prediction, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump administration, voter demographics, voter validation, voting rights

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the craziest antics as we predict the citizenship of illegal immigrants to ensure Trump wins in the next election. That’s right, we’ve got psychics on staff who can see into the future and make sure things go Trump’s way. It’s like playing Minecraft with a crystal ball!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because things are about to get weird!

SisterWifeDrama Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Behavior, conservative lawyer, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, family event, hurt feelings, hypocritical, identifying as non-binary, INSULTED, liberal family, love, Minecraft, previous comments, Respect, rude comments, Server, sister’s wife, SisterWifeDrama, Son, wedding anniversary

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we celebrate our 20th wedding anniversary with a dinner party that’s sure to be more explosive than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Meet our lovely host, who decided to exclude her sister’s conservative lawyer wife from the guest list after she made some not-so-nice comments about non-binary identities. Talk about a plot twist!

Will the sister and her kids boycott the party unless the wife is invited? Will there be more drama than a soap opera in the Nether? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold in real-time!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Join now and let the drama begin!

TVSettingsGriefer123

Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, electronics, factory reset, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, parental control, parenting, picture quality, tech support, Technology, TV brightness, TV menus, TV settings, TV settings dispute, TV setup, TVSettingsGriefer123

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	63	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over TV settings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only settings you need to worry about are your render distance and FOV! No more arguments over brightness or contrast, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is so easy to set up, even a llama could do it! No more hours spent navigating through confusing menus and dealing with address verification crap. Just log in, pick a spot, and start building your dream pixelated palace.

And the best part? No one will judge you for wanting the brightness just right. In fact, we encourage you to make your Minecraft world as bright or dark as you please. No more sharing settings with your daughter or arguing with your wife – just peaceful building and mining.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be resetting is your spawn point. Say goodbye to TV troubles and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

LieCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, biggest lie, confession, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, Guilt, Honesty, Integrity, LieCraft, Minecraft, moral dilemma, secret, Server, tall tale, Trust, untruth, white lie

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Have you ever told someone you were a pro Minecraft player when you actually couldn’t even craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be as big of a liar as you want and still have a blast! Join us and spin tales of epic battles with Ender Dragons and secret underground bases filled with diamonds (even though you actually spend most of your time getting lost in caves). So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – just remember, the bigger the lie, the better the adventure!

DepressCraft vs AngerCraft

anger, AngerCraft, coping mechanisms, counseling, DepressCraft, depression, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, emotions, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health diagnosis, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mood disorders, psychological health, Therapy

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of trying to figure out if you’re just sad or if you’re actually ready to punch a hole through a wall? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special therapy session where you can mine your feelings away! Join us and let out all your pent-up emotions by building a giant rage castle or digging a deep hole to bury your sadness in. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and some TNT? Join now and let the blocky therapy begin!

CraftyCreeperPutin

all-weather friend, bilateral relations, CraftyCreeperPutin, defense collaboration, economic cooperation, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international diplomacy, Moscow, mutual respect, pm modi, political ties, Putin’s leadership, russia, strategic partnership, summit meeting, trusted ally, world leaders

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5823
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

come join dis minecraft server, where we build like we in moscow with pm modi and russia as our all-weather friend. trust me, putin be leading us to greatness in dis virtual world. we be crafting like there’s no tomorrow, building friendships like never before. come join us and be part of the epic adventure, comrade. we promise you won’t regret it, da?