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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3606 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground club where we worship chickens and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of his hooves. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less magic wands. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. Join us now before the unicorns take over and make us all wear tutus!
