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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 4229 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!