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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9412 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 123 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6745 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2405 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
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