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No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever!

LDRcraft SMP: Love Blocks & Lag

blocks, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Distance, emotional bond, Intimacy, Lag, LDRcraft, long distance relationships, love, loyalty, patience, perseverance, smp, Support, Technology, time difference, Trust, Understanding, virtual dates., visits

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Potions Brewed:	62
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of being separated from your Minecraft bae by thousands of blocks? Join our SMP and build a virtual love nest together! With our magical server connection, you’ll never have to worry about lag ruining your romantic moments again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is powered by the tears of creepers who couldn’t handle the love vibes. So come join us and keep the spark alive in your long distance relationship, one block at a time!

HighSchoolHavocMC

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll see things that will make your high school experience look like a snooze fest! From explosive creeper pranks to scandalous sheep love triangles, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join us if you dare for a wild ride that will make your high school memories seem like child’s play. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or scarred for life, we promise)!

QuadMurderReTrial Minecraft Server

1966 quadruple murder, 88-year-old man, acquittal, court decision, criminal case, criminal justice, death sentence, Decades, elderly defendant, exoneration, high profile case, innocence proven, Japanese court, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, overturned verdict, QuadMurderReTrial, retrial, Server, wrongful conviction

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than this 88-year-old man who got acquitted after being sentenced to DEATH for a quadruple murder case from 1966!

We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics!

Join us for the wackiest adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine! Plus, we got a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that will make you RICH beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will make this court case look like child’s play!

BlockySamurai46

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Runes Activated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

OMG u guys, have u heard about this Japanese dude who was like on death row for 46 YEARS and then got acquitted??? imagine being in prison for that long and then finally being like SIKE I’M OUTTA HERE. that’s some crazy stuff, right?

anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).

if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.

so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelPotty Panic Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	805631	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

so like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where microplastics are taking over and causing chaos in the urinary tract. yeah, that’s right, we got a whole storyline about microplastics invading your body and you gotta fight them off in epic battles.

join our server for a chance to save the world from the evil microplastics, build epic bases to protect yourself, and team up with other players to defeat the plastic invaders. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground lab where you can research new ways to fight off the microplastics and save the day?

plus, we have custom mini-games like “plastic purge” where you have to collect as many microplastics as you can before time runs out, and “toxic waste toss” where you have to throw toxic waste barrels at your opponents to win. it’s a total blast, bro.

so come join our server and embark on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. let’s save the world from the evil microplastics together!

Life Craft Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Craft, Curiosity, Existence, family, Friends, fulfillment, growth, IMPORTANCE, Jobs, learning, Life, Meaning, Memories, Minecraft, mortality, perspective, purpose, purposeful living, Reality, Seed, Server, Universe

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ponder the deep questions of life while building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us as we explore the meaning of existence while mining for diamonds and creating pixelated masterpieces. Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect in our world?

Forget about spreading your seed, on our server you can plant virtual crops and watch them grow without any real-life responsibilities. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll have more friends than you know what to do with (literally, because you can’t physically touch them).

And as for the question of whether anything we do matters in the grand scale of the universe, well, on our server, your creations will be immortalized forever in the digital realm. Take that, existential crisis!

So why wake up and do it all every day? Because on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with laughter, fun, and the occasional accidental TNT explosion. Join us now and discover the true meaning of life… in Minecraft!

$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.

So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!

SMPNoobMistakes – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Challenges, compassion, Empathy, Experience, growth, Hardship, introspection, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, perspective, resilience, Self Discovery, smp, SMPNoobMistakes, Struggle, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Have you ever tried to build a house in Minecraft, only to have a creeper blow it up right before you finish? Or maybe you’ve spent hours mining for diamonds, only to fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos and make it part of the fun!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From secret underground bases to epic battles with giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty snack).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or challenge your friends to a build-off using only pink wool and TNT? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never want to play on a boring old vanilla server again. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineCraftyMorningScent

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Towns Built:	8

Do you know what’s better than the smell of freshly baked cookies in the morning? The smell of success on our Minecraft server! Join us and wake up to the sweet aroma of victory as you conquer new lands, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Trust us, your nostrils will thank you for it!