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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8390 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!