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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3888 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.
Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!