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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8736 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.