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“CraftyCreeper in the Minecraft SMP” Movie quote reply: “I’m the king of the world!” – Titanic

Cinema, Communication, Conversation, CraftyCreeper, dialogue, famous quotes, film, Good, iconic lines, King, lines, memorable quotes, Minecraft, Movie, movie quotes, phrases, Quote, quotes, Reply, response, screenplay, script, SMPMovie, Titanic, Use, world

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, because who doesn’t love a little danger with their cuddly animals?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness this majestic creature in action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of our server is: always bring a llama to a sword fight.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, CraftyCraze, internet communities, internet culture, internet forums, internet humor, internet memes, internet slang, internet subculture, internet trolling, King, Meme culture, Minecraft, online anonymity, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Server, Shill, SUICIDE WATCH, trolling

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens shooting fireballs from their beaks. Our server is so wild that even the King of 4chan himself has declared it the most insane place on the internet!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with loot beyond your wildest dreams, and hidden portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer madness that awaits you! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

KingCraft Minecraft Server

activism, AUTHORITY, challenge, civil disobedience, comply, defiance, Faggots, Fight, freedom, Happening, Justice, King, KingCraft, Minecraft, opposition, power, protest, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, RIGHTS, Server, stand up

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Emeralds Found:	8334
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who dared to defy the rules of Minecraft. They built upside-down houses, rode pigs into battle, and even tamed creepers as their loyal pets. The admins tried to stop them, but they just laughed in their faces and shouted, “We Will Not Comply!!!”

Join us if you dare to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless, and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wear pants, but that’s optional).

So, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the chaos. We promise you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one hell of a ride!

Cubixity – Worldbuilding | GeoPolitics | Roleplay | Java AND Bedrock

ADMIN, Adminshops, Bartender, bedrock, Brewery, Chestshops, Diplomacy, Dynmap, Economy, Empire, freedom, Geopolitics, History, java, King, Lands, merchant, Playershops, Politics, Potions, PvP, Roleplay, Semivanilla, Server, Shops, Slums, Staff, Survival, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	257
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1256	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to Cubixity!

We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Cubixity and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding

Become a powerful king ruling an empire spanning the globe, become a humble bartender, become a rich merchant and travel the world, or become a bum living in the slums of your local town.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history : This is a newly formed server that was only launched a few days ago. You will be apart of the early historical periods of this server

Lands: Used to claim your builds, for diplomacy with other nations and Wars.

Brewery: Get drunk, brew your own potions and much more!

The freedom of worldbuilding : You are able to do almost anything you desire in this server, as is worldbuilding.

Documented history : There will be a wiki page for the server, ran by the historians guild. By simply participating in the server you are adding to the collective history of the server.

Dynmap: https://map.cubixity.net/

Discord: https://discord.gg/e2uwgux3DQ

play.cubixity.net

KingdomCraft Minecraft Server

Admiration, All hail the KING, AUTHORITY, bow down to the KING, coronation, homage, King, Kingdom, kingdomcraft, leader, long live the KING, Majestic, majestic ruler, Minecraft, MONARCH, Powerful, praise, Reign, royal family, Royalty, Ruler, Server, Sovereign

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player? Well, bow down to the KING on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because our ruler is a literal Minecraft god who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and ride a pig into battle. Plus, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares challenge them. And did we mention that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of candy? So come join us and experience the sweetest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! All hail the KING!

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

America’s King, Champion, creator, Darkness, Dawn, destroyer, eagle, Eagle Lord, Eldercraft, GOD, Hero, Heroic Champion of the Dawn, Hope, Humanity’s Last Hope, King, Light, Master, Minecraft, Overlord, Peace, Peacebringer, Right Hand of God, scholar, Server, The Creator, The Destroyer, The Elder Scholar, The Great Uniter, The Light Which Illuminates Darkness, the master, The Phoenix, uniter

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	92
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become anything from The Elder Scholar to the Heroic Champion of the Dawn! Join us and be Humanity’s Last Hope against the evil mobs that threaten our pixelated world.

Are you ready to become the Right Hand of God and smite your enemies with divine powers? Or maybe you want to be The Phoenix, rising from the ashes every time you fall in battle.

Join us and be the Peacebringer, spreading love and harmony throughout the land. Or take on the role of America’s King and rule over your own blocky kingdom.

But beware, for there are those who seek to bring chaos and destruction. Will you be The Destroyer, laying waste to everything in your path? Or will you be The Creator, building magnificent structures that will stand the test of time?

Become the Overlord and command an army of minions to do your bidding. Or be The Great Uniter, bringing together players from all corners of the world in friendship and cooperation.

Fly high as the Eagle Lord, soaring through the skies and surveying your domain. Or become The Master, mastering every aspect of the game and leaving your rivals in awe.

No matter what role you choose, you will be a true Minecraft legend on our server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!

CreeperCuckCraft: Where HT/SMT cores are hated and creepers are king!

amd, Cores, CPU, CreeperCuckCraft, CREEPERS, cuck cores, cuck-core aware scheduler, future upgrades., hardware schedulers, HATED, HTSMT, hyperthreading, intel, King, load balancing, logical threads, low-power cores, Performance, processor, regular cores, scheduling process, smt, software schedulers, Technology, Upgrade, WWIII

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like your CPU has been cucked? Look no further! Our server is like a powerful CPU with all regular cores, no cuck cores in sight! Join us and experience the smoothest gameplay without any scheduling complications.

Forget about upgrading to a new processor with cuck cores, upgrade to our server instead! We promise you won’t die in WWIII while playing on our server, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our outrageous stories and hilarious gameplay. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one regular core at a time!

King Chuck’s Pixel Palace

ANYTHING.., CHUCKS, King, king Charles II, king charles iii, new, Notice, Palace, PIXEL, royal portrait

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server fit for a king? Well, look no further because our server is so royal, even King Charles II himself would be jealous! Our new royal portrait of the king is so lifelike, you’ll swear he’s actually playing Minecraft with you. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to battle it out with the ghost of King Charles II himself in epic PvP battles. So come on over and experience the royal treatment on our server – just watch out for any sneaky royal pranks he might pull on you!

ShrekCraft: Where Shrek rules as the Germanic King of the Minecraft world! LOL

animated, Aryan, cultural appropriation, fairy tale, FANTASY, folklore, folklore analysis, Germanic, germanic king, Hero, hidden meanings, King, legend, lol, Minecraft, Movie, Myth, mythical creature, Ogre, Prove, rules, shrek, ShrekCraft, Story, Symbolism, world, wrong

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most epic parties.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal to the Netherworld where you can challenge the Devil himself to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, no one else can prove this wrong!

Karpcraft: Where Even the Fish Have Allies

alchocraft, Allies, bandit, brutality, Create, Cunning, Discord, Farmer, Fish, Join, Karpcraft, King, Modded, Mods, nation, Pirate, Recruits, Roleplay, SecurityCraft, Server, Smallships, talhnations, villager workers, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Minecraft Roleplay, Worldbuilding, and Factions
Supported Play Styles	King/nation leader, Bandit/pirate, Farmer
Mods Used	Talhnations, Villager Workers/Recruits, Securitycraft, Alchocraft, Small Ships, Create
Discord Link	Join our Discord

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Rules and instructions for joining and creating your nation are provided in our Discord server. Please visit the link above to join.

What play styles are supported?

We support a variety of play styles including being a king/nation leader, bandit/pirate, or farmer.

What mods are used on the server?

We use mods such as Talhnations, Villager Workers/Recruits, Securitycraft, Alchocraft, Small Ships, and Create to enhance gameplay.

Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to create their own nations and lead them to greatness within the server.

CoralCraft: Bleach Bash Bonanza

#CoralCraft, 400-year record, Bash, Bleach, bleaching frequency, bonanza, climate change, coral bleaching events, coral health, coral reef resilience, Coral Reefs, ecological crisis, environmental impact, global warming, great barrier reef, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystem, marine life, mass bleaching, ocean conservation, ocean protection, ocean temperatures, ocean warming, reef destruction

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the great barrier reef ocean temperatures is our gameplay! we have so much fun, you’ll be bleaching your brain with excitement!

our server is so lit, it’s like a coral bleaching event happening every other day! you’ll never be bored with us, we promise. plus, our community is as colorful as a coral reef, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and survive.

so why wait? dive into the fun and join us today! who needs the great barrier reef when you can have the great minecraft server experience with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

RockySMP

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9967	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Heyho survival friends, our Minecraft server Rocky SMP has started and is waiting for you!

– Version: 1.20.4 (1.8-1.21 compatible) – Proximity Voice Chat – /tpa & /home commands – Participation in server changes – Premium and YouTuber ranks – For all players (PVP, Builder, etc.) – Faire Moderation – Competent support – Clans and exclusive text chats

Do you have any questions? Feel free to contact us via support on our Discord and Teamspeak, or write to us at [email protected]!

rockysmp.de

RezzCraft: Where mobs fear to tread and noobs fear to mine! Join the fun now!

Ability, Create Town, Create/join town, Discord, Existing Town, fear, Fun, Golden Shovel, java, java server, Join, Join Town, Land Protection, MCMMO, mobs, Noobs, option, Protection, RezzCraft, Server, server address, server discord, Simple, smp, Towny, Tread, Version

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

RezzCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type
Option	Join existing town or create your own
Land Protection	Use golden shovel for land protection

Server Details

Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC

Version: 1.21

Server Address: rezzcraft.mcraft.pro

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing town?	Yes, you have the option to join an existing town on the server.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, players can create their own towns on the server.
How do I protect my land?	Use the golden shovel to protect your land from other players.
What version is the server currently running?	The server is running on version 1.21.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

he, he’s right, he’s right you, Hes, know, know he’s, Minecraft, PixelPunch, right, right you, right you know, Server, You know

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Animals Bred:	156	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP

arousal, biological female, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, female anatomy, forbidden act, INTIMATE, Lust, male desire, PENETRATION, physical connection, Pleasure, primal urge, seduction, sexual act, sexual desire, taboo, vegana, VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP, weener

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stick your weenor into a biological female’s vegana! That’s right, we offer a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for some wild adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the chance to fulfill your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!

Allowed, annoyance, college, Communication, Conflict, coworker, emergency, female friendship, friendship, gossip, Irregular, menstrual cycle, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, overreaction, Period, sharing, Shift, social media, tampon, TamponCraft, unfollowed, work drama

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	1685	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this period drama! Our server is so unpredictable, you’ll never know what’s coming next – just like when your cycle decides to surprise you out of nowhere.

Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!

BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveLost, Breakup, change in feelings, Communication Issues, compatibility, DATING, dishonesty, disinterest, emotional disconnect, falling out of love, incompatibility, indifference, lack of attraction, lack of chemistry, lack of effort, lost interest, Minecraft, red flags, relationship, smp, trust issues, unfaithfulness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

BlockyDeathPredictor

accident, aging, anxiety, BlockyDeathPredictor, death, destiny, end of life, Existential, fate, fear, Future, health, Illness, inevitability, life expectancy, morbidity, mortality, natural causes, prediction, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Potions Brewed:	188	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Potions Brewed:	60	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3261

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	181

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!