King MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Hey Faggots, Minecraft SMP King

16. Bitch, 12. Enjoy life, 19. Strangers, 17. Pussy, smp

Hey losers, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! My name is John, and I’m here to show you a good time filled with laughs and epic moments.

Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.

So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Layoff King Minecraft SMP

unemployment, job cuts, layoffs prediction, layoff, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some real drama!

Join us for epic battles over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue, intense negotiations over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, and thrilling adventures as we try to survive the wrath of the elusive Creeper King.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret llama in disguise, and if you can find their hidden stash of emeralds, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves! Who needs job security when you can have this much fun?

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OccultKingdom Minecraft server

armor stands, Vanilla, Ambitions, Plugins, Minecraft

SEASON 1 starts today! 06.11.2024?

? [OK] — Occult Kingdom RP – vanilla minecraft server for comfortable play with friends. Here you will have the chance to become the best builder, merchant, or even king!

Can you earn the trust of other players? It all depends only on you, your skills and ambitions!⚔️

? Why is it worth playing on our server?

We have a high-quality host without lags, there are plugins that do not kill vanilla, such as: Plasmo Voice (for communication in the game), customizable stands for armor with hands. Also, there is no donation and all players are on the same level.

__We don’t have creativity, fly, teleportation, private,__ only vanilla survival!?

? How to start playing?

It’s very simple, just fill out a mini-questionnaire in our discord server, and within a few minutes you will have the opportunity to play on the server! ☕️

95.216.88.232:25700

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The Strongman King Killer Minecraft Server

King Killer, RAGE, controversy, Strongman, strikes again

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, feminists are fuming with rage! That’s right, we’ve got them shaking in their boots as we dominate the virtual world with the greatest president and warrior by our side. Join us and witness the chaos unfold as we continue to win, America! Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the madness!

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Leg Cramps Minecraft SMP King

muscle recovery, King, smp, muscle relaxation, muscle fatigue

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t get leg cramps from playing too long! Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure cramps just by logging on. We’ve got magical healing powers or something, who knows!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected leg cramp remedies. Who needs a doctor when you’ve got a Minecraft server, right? So come on, join us and leave those cramps in the dust. You won’t regret it…unless you do, but hey, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell!

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Simp City Minecraft Server

social justice, racist, online harassment, social media, cancel culture

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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The Horror King Minecraft SMP

chilling narratives, King of horror, master of horror, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is running out of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only King of horror himself! Yes, that’s right, every night he logs on and unleashes terrifying mobs and spine-chilling challenges for all players to face. Will you be brave enough to survive his reign of terror?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

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The Migrant Hotel King Minecraft SMP

housing costs, Essex business, contract-holders, migrant, Graham King

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster activities? Well, look no further than our insane asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP! Join now and become a part of the wacky world of Graham King, the migrant hotel king who is raking in £4.8 million a DAY!

Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!

But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!

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The New Minecraft SMP King

INFORMATION, Media, world, hot news, Top Stories

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because ANDNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience a world where creepers ride pigs, villagers break out into dance parties, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for the perfect hat to complete her outfit.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join ANDNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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The Most Successful Ponzi Scheme In History Minecraft SMP

Manipulation, MONEY, Deception, Investment, scheme

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the King of the server is actually a llama in a crown! That’s right, a llama with royal blood running through its fluffy fur. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the llama King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to rainbow sheep, you’ll never know what kind of wacky wildlife you’ll stumble upon next. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to those who can solve its riddles.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). All hail the King – and may the llamas be ever in your favor!

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