CraftyClothClash

Absurdity, aita, ass cheeks, bil, break up, buy a house, CraftyClothClash, Food, King, market, move in, office, one use only, save up, Surgeon, Telling, vacation, wash cloths, white wash cloths

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of living with a crazy family who thinks they’re royalty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.

Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.

NoRoyalKingLineage

Ancestry, common surname, European surname, family history, Family tree, Genealogy, heritage, History, King, Koenig, König, Koning, last name, lineage, non-royal, NoRoyalKingLineage, Royal lineage, surname, surname meaning, surname origins

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	951098
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

2025, Analysis, Challenges, Competition, Disappointment, dreams, DREW, Drewbros, Failure, Future, hopes, Improvement, King, KWABOTY, KWABOTY Rankings, Minecraft, predictions, rankings, setbacks, smp, success, Tony, Vince, where did it go wrong

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
New Chunks Explored:	930626	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchantments Applied:	159	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

””/Heem/”” – The Minecraft SMP King

heem, King, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Brocktober edition SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, secret underground lairs, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning your house into a giant cake? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to a pot of gold guarded by a group of dancing chickens.

So why should you join our Brocktober edition SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Sign up now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

MCPC ANARCHY Minecraft server

Anarchy, Cheats, Clans, Community, Factions, Grief, Ip:, King, mcpc, MCPC.su, Minecraft, multiplayer, no privates, No Rules, No Wipes, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magic Items Found:	2196	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

MCPC – Server Anarchy without rules, in which you can use cheats, grief, etc. We do not have privates or wipes. You can create your own clan and become the king of the server. IP – mcpc.su

mcpc.su

Minecraft SMP: /mep/ – Queen Paviolia

-Star Divine- finale, Ai Kotoba IV, AiDee, Angelic Angel, animal, Ano Aozora no Sei da, AventureHolic, Bad End Night, Beat Eater, Bebas, Beyond the Way, Bokura ga kuru kara, cinderella, Cynical Night Plan, echo, entity voices, Envy Baby, fatale, Fly Me to the Star, Gate Open: START!, Hanamaru Pippi wa Yoiko Dake, HI:STREET TIME, hololive, HOLOTORI Dance, Illusion Night, Indonesian Folk Music Medley, Janji, Kakumei Dualism Side A, Kakumei Dualism Side B, Kawaiku Naritai, Kawaikutegomen, kick back, King, Love Me Love Me, MEP, Mermaid Festa vol.1, Minecraft, Ochame Kinou, OTONABLUE, overdose, Paviolia, playboy, Queen, RAD DOGS, Reine Pavolia, Salamander, Sip Some Tea, Slap by Step, smp, Terhebat, the baddest, the forest, USSEEWA, Yummy Yum Yummy

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Void Gems Collected:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs like “Yummy Yum Yummy” and “Sip Some Tea” – we even have a song called “Illusion Night” that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Pavolia Reine, a hololiveID 2nd gen member who will serenade you with covers of songs like “Fatale” and “Salamander.” Rumor has it that Reine once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a ukulele and a smile – now that’s talent!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to jam out with Reine and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground karaoke bar where creepers sing backup vocals. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Royal Kingdom Minecraft Server

adoration, AUTHORITY, Bow Down., crown, homage, King, Kingdom, loyalty, Majesty, Minecraft, MONARCH, obedience, Regal, Respect, reverence, royal, Royalty, Ruler, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Submission, Supremacy, Throne, Worship

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Are you tired of being a lowly peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, bow down to the king on our server and become a noble in no time! Our king is a llama named Larry who rules with an iron hoof and a fluffy attitude. Join our server and participate in epic llama jousting tournaments to win Larry’s favor and become his royal advisor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of the chicken dance. Join them in their feathered festivities and learn their ancient chicken dance rituals to gain their trust and unlock hidden chicken-themed treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have taken over the server’s economy and are constantly causing chaos with their bamboo black market. Join forces with them to pull off daring heists and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Bow down to the king, dance with the chickens, and join the panda mafia on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Luminary: Where Mods Make You Cry in PvP

Adventure, Builder Applications, Community, Crafting, cry, Discord, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, King, Luminary, Medieval, mod packs, Mods, nation, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, staff applications, Start, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Luminary Minecraft Server

Luminary is a 1.20.1-1.20.4 medieval modded smp, where you have complete freedom in your choices. You can become a king, start a nation, and enjoy mod packs and plugins that add more excitement to vanilla Minecraft. Join Luminary as soon as it starts!

Staff Applications are currently open. Builder Applications are also open.

https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw – Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does Luminary use?	Luminary uses Minecraft version 1.20.1-1.20.4
What is the theme of Luminary?	Luminary has a medieval theme with modded SMP gameplay.
Can I become a king on Luminary?	Yes, you can become a king and start your own nation on the server.
Are there mod packs and plugins on Luminary?	Yes, there are mod packs and plugins that add more excitement to vanilla Minecraft.
How can I apply to be a staff member?	Staff Applications are currently open. You can apply through the designated application process.
How can I apply to be a builder?	Builder Applications are also open. You can apply through the designated application process.

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

Above, Bao, Baos, below, Celestial, deity, Divine, father of Realms, Honor, King, Kingdom, Lord, Lord Bao Bao, Majestic, majestic ruler, Minecraft, Powerful, praise, reverence, Ruler, ruler of Heavens, smp, SUPREME, Worship

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	124049	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

Crypto King Minecraft SMP

70k USDT, altcoins, asset allocation, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Défi, digital assets, Digital Currency, ethereum, Financial Planning, Investment, investment strategy, King, long-term growth, market analysis, Minecraft, portfolio diversification, risk management, smart contracts, smp, Trading, wealth management

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4913	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about what to buy with your diamonds again! Our server is so wild that you’ll be trading diamonds for enchanted golden carrots, flying pigs, and even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of crazy economy anywhere else!

WorstMinecraftPlayerEver

awful acquaintance, Bad Influence, difficult person, negative experience, terrible interaction, toxic individual, unpleasant meeting, worst acquaintance, worst behavior, worst boss, worst character, worst colleague, worst company, worst encounter, worst enemy, worst friend, worst human being, worst individual, worst person, worst personality, WorstMinecraftPlayerEver

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	6139
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of running into griefers, trolls, and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst person you’ll ever meet is a friendly llama named Larry who just can’t stop photobombing your selfies! Join us for a wild ride filled with llama shenanigans, epic build battles, and a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. So come on down and join us for a llama-tastic time you’ll never forget!

SealTeamTaiwanInvaders

Asia-Pacific, Chinese invasion, Combat, Defense, elite forces, intelligence, international relations, Military, Mission, national security, NAVY SEAL, Operation, Osama bin Laden, Preparation, SealTeamTaiwanInvaders, SECURITY, special forces, strategy, taiwan, threat, WARFARE

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Yo, so like, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Navy SEALs training to take down some Chinese invaders in Taiwan. It’s like, super intense and you gotta be ready to fight for your blocky life. Plus, we got secret weapons and crazy missions that will blow your mind. So, like, join now and be a part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history. Let’s do this, gamers!

Gorilla Meds: Future Drug Discovery

Antimicrobials, antioxidants, Biodiversity, conservation, discovery, DRUG, Ethnobotany, Future, future drug discovery, Gabon, Gorilla, gorillas, herbal remedies, laboratory studies, local healers, medicinal effects, meds, natural medicine, pharmaceutical research, researchers, Self-medicating, traditional healing, tropical plants, wild gorillas, wildlife

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have self-medicating gorillas as our doctors! These gorillas have been studying tropical plants in Gabon and have discovered the secrets to future drug discovery. They even use these plants to heal themselves and local human healers swear by their medicinal effects.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane discoveries, just like these gorillas. Explore the jungle with them and uncover the hidden powers of these magical plants. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a potion that gives you superhuman strength or the ability to fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the self-medicating gorillas guide you on a wild journey of discovery and healing. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for GothamChess Minecraft Server?

gothamchess, gothamchess caro kann, gothamchess london, gothamchess openings, gothamchess vienna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

GothamChess, also known as Levy Rozman, is a popular chess Grandmaster and content creator known for his entertaining and educational chess content on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. With his engaging personality and insightful analysis, he has quickly become one of the most well-known figures in the online chess community, attracting a large following of fans and aspiring chess players. Through his videos, live streams, and online coaching, GothamChess has helped countless people improve their chess skills and passion for the game.

What are Minecraft servers like AffinityMC ?

AffinityMC, balkan, banner, Community, Desc, Fun, Good, Join, Like.., Players, Plugins, Server, Survival, try

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Some similar Minecraft servers to AffinityMC include: 1. BalkanCraft – Another Balkan Minecraft server with a strong community and fun gameplay elements. 2. Craftadia – A survival server with a focus on community and player interaction, similar to AffinityMC . 3. Skyblock.net – For players who enjoy skyblock gameplay, this server offers a unique twist on the survival experience. 4. The Mining Dead – A server that combines survival gameplay with a zombie apocalypse theme, providing a different kind of immersive experience. 5. PlayUHC – If you’re looking for a more competitive experience, this server offers UHC gameplay for players who enjoy a challenge.

These servers all offer unique experiences similar to AffinityMC , so players looking for something new and exciting should give them a try.

37.230.138.167:25620

ViiPerMC

bedrock edition, building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, hypixel, java edition, LifeSteal, mineplex, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to one of the best minecraft network servers around! We offer a variety of exciting gamemodes including Lifesteal SMP, Sky-Gens, and Sky-Mining. Our server provides full support and guarantees a lag-free experience. Join us for an unparalleled gaming adventure!

199.127.62.17:25579

Crafty Hitler’s Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Crafty, discrimination, european history, Genocide, History, hitler, Hitlers, Holocaust, Jewish culture, Jewish history, Jews, judaism, Martin Luther, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, religious persecution, Roman emperors, Server, Stereotypes, world war II

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Menorah on Hanukkah? Look no further! Our server is so modern, even antisemitism is trying to keep up with the times. Forget about Hitler, we’ve got Martin Luther and Roman emperors causing chaos in our virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, insane stories, and a community that’s as diverse as a bagel buffet. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the chosen one!

LongTimeNoChatMinecraft SMP

attention seeking, betacuck, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, DUMPED, emotional connection, Emotional support, ex boyfriend, ex-partner, ghosting, long time no talk, LongTimeNoChatMinecraft, orbiter, reconnect, relationship, seeking closure, smp, text message, validation, validation seeking, validation seeking behavior

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the drama and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for wild adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into flying pigs and chaos ensued. Or the epic battle between two players over who had the best pet parrot (spoiler alert: it ended in a dance-off).

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond sword hidden within, you’ll gain the power to control the weather in-game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

WeddingCraft: No Plus-Ones Allowed!

Allowed, brother, compromise, DATING, disagreement, entitled, family, Girlfriend, guest list, Happy, intimate ceremony, last minute, out of state, outing, PlusOnes, private chef, relationship, Rude, Son, unreasonable, Wedding, WeddingCraft, young boy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ores Mined:	9760
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and intimacy just like the OP’s wedding! We only invite the coolest and craziest players to join us in our virtual world.

Just like the OP’s brother’s new girlfriend, we welcome new players with open arms…as long as they don’t bring their 8-year-old son to the house rental. We have strict rules about who can crash our virtual parties!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of entitlement. Who knows, you might even find love in our pixelated world. So come on, don’t be the asshole – join our Minecraft server today!

DinoRevival – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to bring back extinct animals like the legendary dodo bird or the majestic woolly mammoth! Our server has a secret time machine hidden in the spawn area that allows players to travel back in time and rescue these long-lost creatures. Imagine riding a saber-toothed tiger into battle or having a pet pterodactyl as your loyal companion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to reshape the course of history with your very own hands!

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