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MarriageCraft SMP: Platonic Love!

Affection, appreciation, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, Empathy, Intimacy in Marriage, love, Marriage, MarriageCraft, non-sexual connection, non-sexual intimacy, Partnership, physical touch, PLATONIC, quality time, smp, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mines Excavated:	4427	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with creepers and zombies!

Join our server for the chance to experience non-sexual forms of intimacy in marriage with your fellow players. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, here we value emotional connections and deep conversations about life, love, and the meaning of existence.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Shack, where players can go to express their feelings through interpretive dance and poetry readings. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and lava pits!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have deep emotional connections and non-sexual intimacy in marriage? It’s a whole new world, baby!

TeenageTunesMC

“Youth, adolescence, Coming of Age, emotional, favorite songs, flashback, formative years, high school, hits of the 2000s, Memories, Music, Nostalgia, past, Reminiscing, sentimental, soundtrack of my life, teenage angst, teenage years, TeenageTunesMC, Throwback, time machine

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	118
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Remember that song that played on repeat while you were mining for diamonds and building your epic castle? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to bringing back those nostalgic feels! Join us for a wild ride down memory lane as you battle creepers to the beat of your favorite teenage anthem. And who knows, you might even run into a secret underground rave where the zombies drop sick loot and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 2009, because on this server, every block you break is a step closer to reliving your teenage dreams!

ZelenskyyCraft – No Russian Territories

annexation, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, current events, Diplomacy, disputed territories, donbas, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, non-recognition policy, occupied territories, political stance, russia, Russian, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Star Shards Collected:	90
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Emeralds Found:	4987
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, ukraine is all like “nah bro, we ain’t gonna recognize those occupied territories as part of russia, ya feel me?” and zelenskyy is all like “yeah, we ain’t about that life, we gonna keep it real in ukraine, yo.”

join our minecraft server cuz we got crazy stuff goin’ on, like, one time this dude built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, no joke.

and, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength.

plus, we have epic pvp battles where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death, winner takes all the loot.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, ukraine style!

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, discrimination, double standards, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gendered behavior, Misogyny, mystic, PIXEL, protest, Realms, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mines Excavated:	2552
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama! Join our Minecraft server and escape from the madness of the real world. We don’t have any gender protests here, just blocks and mobs to fight! Plus, who needs women when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to explode? Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you question everything, bro!

BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP

Agreement, Ban, BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP, Behavior, Comments.., Community, consensus, discussion, Etiquette, Guidelines, HARMFUL, inappropriate, internet, long tail tags, Moderation, online forum, reddit, rules, social media, Spam, TOXIC, trolling

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the grass is made of rainbow cotton candy. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five! It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness. Plus, the admin is a talking potato who only speaks in puns. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! #PotatoPower #UnicornHighFives #RainbowCottonCandyGrass

MineCraftySchool2100

21st century education, artificial intelligence in classrooms, Collaborative Learning, critical thinking skills, digital textbooks, experiential learning, flipped classroom, future of education, futuristic teaching methods, global citizenship education, innovative learning, lifelong learning, MineCraftySchool2100, online education, personalized learning, problem-solving skills, project-based learning, STEM Education, sustainability education, technology in education, virtual reality in schools

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	6291
Emeralds Found:	8894	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Picture this: a Minecraft server so epic, it will go down in history as the greatest virtual classroom of all time! Join us and travel back in time to the 21st century, where you’ll learn about ancient relics like smartphones and social media.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with holographic textbooks and robot teachers. You’ll never want to leave once you experience our virtual reality field trips to the moon and back.

So why wait until 2100 to start learning about the past? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride through the history books like you’ve never seen before!

Butts of Anime 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, anime appreciation, anime butts, Anime Community, anime culture, anime enjoyment, anime excitement, anime fandom, anime fans, anime happiness, anime joy, Anime love, anime obsession, Butts, can you relate, Happy, make me happy, Relate

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, do you ever just look at anime butts and feel pure joy bubbling up inside you? Well, guess what, this Minecraft server totally gets you!

Join us if you want to build a world where anime butts are the main source of inspiration for all our creations.

We’ve got pixelated booties for days, my dudes. And let me tell you, nothing is more satisfying than mining for diamonds while staring at some fine anime derrieres.

So if you’re a fellow butt enthusiast, come on over and let’s make this server the ultimate paradise for all things anime and bootylicious. Let’s get this party started!

BoyfriendBossCraft

adhd, anxiety, bedtime, Boundaries, BoyfriendBossCraft, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, fatigue disorder, Gaming, gaming addiction, light sleeper, Meetings, organization, relationship issues, self-care, sleep schedule, tiredness, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7529	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of dealing with gamers who can’t tear themselves away from their screens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict bedtime policy! That’s right, no more late-night gaming sessions that leave you tired and cranky the next day.

Join us and experience the joy of going to bed at a reasonable hour, just like your parents always wanted. Our server is perfect for those who struggle with socializing too much and need time to decompress – we totally get it. Plus, we have a special feature that ensures you never have to sleep alone at night, even if you have severe anxiety. Our virtual nightlights will keep the monsters away and help you drift off to dreamland.

And if you’re tired of being the one who always has to make phone calls and appointments for your ADHD partner, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is full of helpful NPCs who can take care of all those pesky tasks for you. So come join us and say goodbye to fatigue, low mood, and endless gaming sessions that never seem to end. It’s time to prioritize self-care and get some much-needed rest on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

SchoolSubjectMinecraftSMP

ACADEMIC, creativity, critical thinking, Cultural awareness, curriculum, education, educational reform, environmental studies, financial literacy, global citizenship, innovation, learning, Life skills, mental health education, school subjects, SchoolSubjectMinecraftSMP, social justice, student development, teaching, technology education, vocational training

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	968509	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	83

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers! Plus, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret potion that turns you into a chicken for 24 hours! So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away. But seriously, join us now before the llamas change their minds and decide to take over the world instead!

MuskCraft: Ban Twitter/X Links!

Ban, controversy, elon musk, Elon Musk behavior, Elon Musk controversy, INAUGURATION, internet, Links, MuskCraft, Online platforms, political event, public appearance, reddit, reddit community, reddit rules, social media, social media regulation, social-networking, tech billionaire, tech industry, twitter, TWITTERX

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so insane that Elon Musk himself tried to join, but couldn’t handle the level of excitement and had to leave after only 5 minutes!

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!