King of the court Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GFnotWelcomeInMyHouse

age difference, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, generational gap, GFnotWelcomeInMyHouse, house rules, household dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Moving in, Parent-child relationship, peace and quiet, personal space, privacy, rental agreement, self-care, son’s girlfriend

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft house with unwanted guests? Join our server and build your own virtual kingdom without any drama! No more pesky roommates hanging out in your virtual bedroom all day, just peaceful building and crafting to your heart’s content. Plus, we have special events where you can kick out any unwanted players from your virtual world – because who needs that kind of negativity in their Minecraft life? Join now and live out the rest of your virtual days in peace and tranquility!

SufferNoMore Minecraft SMP

Alleviate pain, Building a better world, Compassionate living, Creating harmony, Empathy, End suffering, Ending discrimination, Ending hunger, environmental sustainability, Global compassion, Health equality, humanitarianism, Kindness, love for all, mental health awareness, Minecraft, poverty eradication, promoting equality, smp, social justice, stop violence, SufferNoMore, world peace

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchantments Applied:	83
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

If you join our wacky Minecraft SMP, you’ll have the power to end suffering in the world! That’s right, forget about hunger or disease, you can just hop on our server and POOF, all suffering is gone! Just imagine the chaos that would ensue if everyone on our server had that kind of power. Villagers would be throwing parties, creepers would be giving hugs instead of explosions, it would be a utopia! So come join us and be the hero the world needs, one block at a time!

NostalgicCraft

carefree days, carefree living, cherished experiences, childhood memories, family bonding, games, growing up, happy times, imagination, Innocence, joyful recollections, Laughter, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, playing outside, precious memories, reliving the past, Reminiscing, simple joys, special moments, Wishful thinking

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Dragon Eggs Found:	2978

Remember the good ol’ days of playing Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Well, imagine all that, but on steroids! Our server is like a magical time machine that transports you back to the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities. Join us and relive your childhood memories in a whole new way!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink sheep come charging at you, armed with diamond swords and wearing top hats. You quickly build a giant banana peel to slip them up and make your escape. That’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a house out of rainbow blocks? It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we want you to be a part of it. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

VirusCraft: Colorectal Capers

Anticancer Virus, Cancer Metastasis Prevention, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Capers, clinical trials, colorectal, colorectal cancer, Colorectal Cancer Progression, colorectal tumors, immunotherapy, medical breakthrough, metastasis, Novel Anticancer Agent, novel treatment, Oncolytic Virotherapy, Oncolytic Virus, tumor growth inhibition, tumor regression, Tumor Suppression, virus therapy, viruscraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like viruses? well then boy do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have a crazy oncolytic virus that can cure colorectal cancer and stop metastasis! join us and be a part of this wacky adventure where u can fight off cancer cells while building ur dream minecraft world! who knew viruses could be so fun?! come join us now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Thailand Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alternative plans, Cultural experience, Curiosity, Decision making, Destination, Exploring, foreign country, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Questioning, regret, second guessing, Server, Southeast Asia, thailand, travel, travel dilemma, trip planning, vacation, vacation destination, Wanderlust

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Animals Bred:	170
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a disco ball at a rave? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest party in town! Forget about Thailand, because here you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly llamas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with rainbow sheep, flying squids, and a secret underground disco club where the zombies like to breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub where all the cool kids hang out.

So why didn’t he go to Thailand instead? Because this Minecraft server is where all the real adventure happens, where the fun never stops, and where you’ll make memories that will have you laughing for days. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Most Fierce Players With Diamond Weapons and Magic

Diamond, fierce, Magic, Minecraft, Players, smp, weapons

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Star Shards Collected:	193	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of watching movies for people who actually watch movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have our very own movie theater where we act out all the latest blockbusters using only emojis and interpretive dance. Join us for a cinematic experience like no other! Plus, rumor has it that our resident sheep, Sir Fluffington, is a method actor who once starred in a sheep-themed remake of Titanic. Don’t miss out on the sheep-tastic drama!

GiftFail Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, bad gift, blanket, chocolates, Communication, computer monitor, Disappointment, gift basket, gift giving, GiftFail, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese language course, Minecraft, relationship, Sanrio plushie, selfish, Server, socks, telling my s/o his gift was bad, unappreciative, ungrateful

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gifts are as wild as this story! Join us for a chance to receive gifts that will leave you scratching your head and questioning reality.

Imagine receiving a gift basket with chocolates, socks, and a blanket, only to be topped off with a new computer monitor for your gaming system. But wait, there’s more! Your partner’s gift? A Sanrio plushie. Yes, you read that right.

But the real kicker is when your partner reveals that the second part of your gift is enrolling themselves in a Japanese language course. Why? To make your upcoming trip to Japan easier, of course. Because nothing says “I love you” like learning a new language without your partner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises gifts as bizarre and unexpected as this, then look no further. Join us now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of surprises and questionable gift choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a plushie of your own!

CrashCraft: ToldYaSo

blind spot, car accident, car crash, car crash aftermath, car crash consequences, car crash fault, Car Insurance, car totaled, Crashcraft, dashcam footage, distracted driving, driving habits, driving rules, Group Chat, insurance company, reckless driving, road safety, seatbelts, Speeding, ToldYaSo, traffic laws, young driver

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	242
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Are you tired of being the designated driver with a bunch of unruly passengers who don’t appreciate your safe driving habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have no rules about seatbelts, eating/drinking, or distracting the driver. In fact, we encourage reckless behavior behind the wheel!

Join us and experience the thrill of speeding through blind curves at 75 km/h, honking instead of braking, and blaming other drivers for your own mistakes. Who needs insurance when you have the adrenaline rush of a potential car crash?

Don’t be a “grandma” driver like the OP, come join us and see why rules are meant to be broken! Plus, we have a virtual Auto Trader where you can browse for your next pixelated ride after your inevitable crash. See you on the server, just watch out for that blind spot!

CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP

aggressive hobbies, arrogant hobbies, Assholes, bad behavior, bullying hobbies, competitive hobbies, confrontational hobbies, CraftyAsshole, disrespectful hobbies, elitist hobbies, exclusionary hobbies, exclusive hobbies, hobbies, Minecraft, negative hobbies, pretentious hobbies, rude hobbies, smp, snobbish hobbies, toxic behavior, toxic hobbies, unfriendly hobbies

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, Chef, comfort food, Cooking, craving, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Eat, EternalEatsMC, Favorite, Food, forever.., Hunger, indulgence, Meal, recipe, Restaurant, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ores Mined:	3636
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is virtual pizza! That’s right, you can chow down on pixelated pepperoni goodness for eternity. But beware, the pizza is so delicious that players have been known to fight over the last slice, leading to epic battles and alliances forming over who gets the biggest slice.

But that’s not all! This server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that the legendary DJ Creeper drops sick beats that will blow your blocky mind.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into the lava pit of doom? It’s said that those who survive the fiery depths will be rewarded with rare treasures and bragging rights for days.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the pizza is hot, the dance floor is lit, and the lava pits are waiting for brave souls to conquer them. Let the madness begin!