King of shitcoins Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Shitcoin King in Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized exchanges., decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial technology, hodl, investing, King, King of shitcoins, market manipulation, meme coins, Minecraft, moonshot coins, pump and dump, risky investments, shitcoin, smp, speculative assets, Tokenomics, Trading, volatile markets

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a currency system based entirely on shitcoins. That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell with literal piles of poop in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!

WeddingDressDrama50%

aita, artisan, beadwork, bride, Budget, groom, guestlist, Marriage, native american, Obnoxious, POVERTY, RESERVATION, semi retired, throwaway account, Traditional, traditional feast, tribal elders, tribal gown, wedding dress, wedding planner, WeddingDressDrama50

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old wedding dresses? Want to spice up your big day with a traditional tribal gown that costs more than your entire wedding budget? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza like no other, complete with traditional dancers, drummers, and a feast catered by women on the reservation. And don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual money to throw around, so feel free to splurge on that $33,000 gown made by our artisan.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy drama and outrageous wedding demands. Will you be the one to stand up to your fiancé and say enough is enough? Or will you give in to her every whim and watch your budget go up in flames?

Join now for a wedding experience you’ll never forget, only on our Minecraft server!

CreeperCrushin’

awkward, awkward encounters, awkward moments, CreeperCrushin, cringeworthy, dating fails, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, failed attempts, funny, Humiliation, impressing others, social blunders, social faux pas, trying to be cool, trying to impress, trying too hard

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	7444
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of embarrassing yourself in front of that special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can impress them with your epic building skills instead! Imagine crafting a majestic castle made entirely of diamond blocks just to show off – now that’s how you win someone’s heart! Join us and leave your embarrassing moments in the real world behind as you conquer the virtual realm with your creativity and charm. Who needs smooth pick-up lines when you can build a pixelated masterpiece? So come on and join us, where love is just a block away!

CanuckCraft: Ukraine Edition

armour donation, Canada, CanuckCraft, Conflict Resolution, cross-border issues, defense equipment, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign policy, Global Alliances, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, national security, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian territory, strategic partnership, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9433	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Towns Built:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

hey u, ya u reading this! wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even Ukraine is using armour donated by Canada on Russian territory just to play on it? yea, u heard that right! this server is so epic, even world politics can’t resist joining in on the fun. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventures ever. we got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing, and creepers doing the macarena. don’t miss out on the action, join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

PermaFrostMercuryMelt

Arctic ecosystem, Arctic environment, Arctic rivers, Arctic warming, Arctic wildlife, climate change, climate change consequences, climate crisis, environmental degradation, environmental impact, environmental release, global warming, long-term effects, mercury contamination, mercury pollution, mercury sequestration, permafrost degradation, permafrost erosion, PermaFrostMercuryMelt, river erosion

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the arctic is lit af with climate change and mercury is like, spilling out everywhere like a crazy party! imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a river of mercury, talk about a wild ride! join now for a chance to witness the ultimate environmental disaster in the making, it’s gonna be a blast! #mercurymania #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

Hexacomb SMP: The Hive Mind is Taking Over…Help us! No bees, just fun in 2 days! Must be 18+ to join in on the buzz! 🐝🎉

+18, Adult, BEES, Buzz, Community, creativity, Days, Discord, Economy, Events, Fabric, friendship, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, Hexacomb, hive, Join, Mind, Minecraft, Mods, Over…Help, Player Shops, PvP, Seasonal, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, voice chat

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	2791	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome Message
🌟 Join the Hexacomb Community! 🌟 NEW WORLD SEASON 5 STARTING SATURDAY!! HURRY FOR FRESH START Welcome to Hexacomb, a seasonal SMP where creativity knows no bounds and friendships flourish. For over 3 years, we’ve been uniting players from around the world to express their creativity, build lasting friendships, and create unforgettable memories. Our community thrives on quality over quantity, ensuring a friendly and drama-free environment. Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a perfect outlet for adults to unwind and connect. Season 5 begins August 17th @ 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT

Welcome Message

🌟 Join the Hexacomb Community! 🌟

NEW WORLD SEASON 5 STARTING SATURDAY!! HURRY FOR FRESH START

Welcome to Hexacomb, a seasonal SMP where creativity knows no bounds and friendships flourish. For over 3 years, we’ve been uniting players from around the world to express their creativity, build lasting friendships, and create unforgettable memories. Our community thrives on quality over quantity, ensuring a friendly and drama-free environment. Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a perfect outlet for adults to unwind and connect. Season 5 begins August 17th @ 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT

Why Join Hexacomb Season 5?
Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass. Unique Cosmetic Items inspired by Hermitcraft, including hats, food, and weapon skins. Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interaction. Server-Side Music with customizable music discs (used responsibly). BlueMap LIVE World Map accessible in your browser. Optimization Mods for a smooth and enjoyable experience. Player and Mob Head Drops for PVP and rare mob drops. Terralith for stunning world generation, as well as Amplified Nether and Nullsape for the end. Diamond-Based Economy with no restrictions on trades, or purchases. Self-Promotion for your social media and streaming platforms. Active, Tight-Knit Community and Staff Team always ready to help! Community-Driven Feedback and Improvements to keep the server evolving. One Alt Account Allowed Per Player for more flexibility. In-Season Stats Visualization on our website. World Download Available at the end of each season.

Why Join Hexacomb Season 5?

Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass.
Unique Cosmetic Items inspired by Hermitcraft, including hats, food, and weapon skins.
Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interaction.
Server-Side Music with customizable music discs (used responsibly).
BlueMap LIVE World Map accessible in your browser.
Optimization Mods for a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Player and Mob Head Drops for PVP and rare mob drops.
Terralith for stunning world generation, as well as Amplified Nether and Nullsape for the end.
Diamond-Based Economy with no restrictions on trades, or purchases.
Self-Promotion for your social media and streaming platforms.
Active, Tight-Knit Community and Staff Team always ready to help!
Community-Driven Feedback and Improvements to keep the server evolving.
One Alt Account Allowed Per Player for more flexibility.
In-Season Stats Visualization on our website.
World Download Available at the end of each season.

Apply Now!
Season 5 is starting soon! Join us now so we can all begin this journey together. Season 5 will be our best season yet! At Hexacomb, it’s not just about playing Minecraft; it’s about forming friendships and being inspired by others. We invite you to join us and let your creativity blossom in a place where you’ll always feel welcome. Join our Discord and follow the steps to join in on the fun! https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

Apply Now!

Season 5 is starting soon! Join us now so we can all begin this journey together. Season 5 will be our best season yet! At Hexacomb, it’s not just about playing Minecraft; it’s about forming friendships and being inspired by others. We invite you to join us and let your creativity blossom in a place where you’ll always feel welcome. Join our Discord and follow the steps to join in on the fun! https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

FAQs:

Q: What is Hexacomb?

A: Hexacomb is a seasonal SMP Minecraft server where players can express their creativity, build friendships, and create unforgettable memories in a drama-free environment.

Q: When does Season 5 start?

A: Season 5 of Hexacomb starts on August 17th at 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT.

Q: What are some unique features of Hexacomb Season 5?

A: Some unique features include Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks, unique cosmetic items inspired by Hermitcraft, Armor Stand Editing, In-Game Proximity Voice Chat, Server-Side Music, BlueMap LIVE World Map, optimization mods, player and mob head drops, and more.

Q: How can I join Hexacomb Season 5?

A: You can join by following the steps on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

We can’t wait to see you in Hexacomb!

CraftyRaven’s Minecraft Server

2nd Advent orisong, Advent karaoke offcollab, Art Tags, BlueBird Cover, CraftyRavens, demon of sound, hololive, in my feelings, Lilium cover, lover of idols, merch, Minecraft, Music, nerissa ravencroft, new merch, Ope, Say my name, Server, STREAMS, Sweetest Scarlet, tiktok, twitter, useful links

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and you’ll encounter the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent. She’s here to rock your world with her epic tunes and karaoke sessions that will leave you in stitches.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the mysterious Ope, a creature that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Can you defeat Ope and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got merch galore! From Nerissa 1st Anniversary Celebration goodies to Hololive English -Advent- 1st Anniversary swag, you’ll be decked out in style while you conquer the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself singing karaoke with Nerissa Ravencroft in no time. Let the adventure begin!

Minecraft SMP: Black Incels Unite!

activism, Alien, Black, Black Incels, Black Lives Matter, Diversity, empowerment, equality, film industry, Hollywood, Identity, incel community, Incels, inclusion, long tail, marginalized voices, Minecraft, Movie, representation, rise up, Romulus, smp, Social Issues, tags, unite

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so popular, Hollywood has taken notice and is already planning a blockbuster movie about us. That’s right, you could be a Minecraft star!

But that’s not all, we’ve also been contacted by aliens from planet Romulus who want to join our server and build epic space-themed creations with us. Who knew aliens were such talented builders?

And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve also formed an alliance with the legendary group known as the Black Incels. They’re rising up in our server, ready to dominate the competition with their unbeatable skills and strategies. Join us and be a part of this epic journey to greatness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest, most exciting community out there. Let’s build, battle, and conquer together!

CousinLiesMC Server

cousin betrayal, cousin deception, cousin drama, cousin lies, cousin relationship, cousin trust, CousinLiesMC, family betrayal, family communication, family conflict, family loyalty, fiance loyalty, relationship issues, Server, trust broken, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest betrayal, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crops Grown:	2188	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ores Mined:	9176
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a cousin accusing someone of being pregnant with another man’s child.

Experience the thrill of uncovering secrets and confronting your loved ones in a virtual world where anything is possible. Will you choose to disinvite your cousin from your in-game wedding, or will you let the drama unfold?

But beware, your fiance might just defend your cousin’s questionable actions and visit him behind your back, adding even more chaos to the mix. Are you ready to navigate through this crazy situation and come out on top? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

ADHDcraft: So What?

adhd, ADHDcraft, anger, Boundaries, cat, Chocolate, Communication, consequences, consideration, family, Feeding, forgetfulness, Hosting, Illness, misunderstanding, overreaction, pet care, reaction, relationships, rules, Siblings

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
New Chunks Explored:	777022	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as feeding chocolate to a cat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget where you put your chocolate too! Join us for a chaotic adventure where forgetting the chocolate rule is just the beginning. And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for having ADHD – we’ll just laugh about it together! So come on over and let’s see if you can survive the madness of our server. Who needs chocolate when you have us?

ScaredyCraft SMP: Just Do It!

challenging oneself, conquering fears, courage, embracing challenges, embracing discomfort, facing fears, facing insecurities, fear of failure, fear of the unknown, growth mindset., mental strength, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, pushing boundaries, ScaredyCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	951	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re afraid to take risks because on our server, the crazier the idea, the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Go for it! Want to start a chicken army and conquer the land? Why not!

We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons, created secret underground societies, and even discovered a hidden dimension filled with talking cows.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push you out of your comfort zone and into a world of chaos and hilarity, then this is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild!