King of shitcoins Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Shitcoin King in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	4053	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	7655	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a currency system based entirely on shitcoins. That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell with literal piles of poop in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!

CelebCrushSleepover Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	900450	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and you might just find yourself building a pixelated mansion for your celebrity crush, who will magically appear and fall madly in love with you (in the game, of course). Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual romance with your dream celebrity? So come on, join us and start building your love nest today!

Instantly Epic MC

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you grind for hours before you can have any fun? Look no further, because our server is like binge-watching your favorite show without any filler episodes!

Join us for non-stop action and excitement from the moment you log in. No need to suffer through boring tutorials or tedious resource gathering – we’ve got you covered with instant access to all the best gear and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and powerful boss mobs. Are you brave enough to explore its depths and claim your rightful loot?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can jump straight into the fun with us? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

YandexCraft: Putin’s GPU Paradise

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Animals Bred:	162
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Towns Built:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so like, this server is like the russia’s google of minecraft servers, except not really because we’re way cooler and way more fun. we just broke free from sanctions and now we’re teaming up with nvidia GPUs to make this server even more epic.

join us if you want to be a part of the most badass minecraft community ever. we have crazy builds, insane events, and the best players around. plus, our staff is like a bunch of superheroes, always ready to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

come join us and be a part of the revolution. who needs google when you have us? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

ExtraterrestrialRoastFest

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
New Chunks Explored:	175527	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join dis server if u wanna see aliens gettin offended by our ridiculouz renditions of them. we got alien villages with houses made outta space cheese and cows wearin tin foil hats. u can even ride on a space ship made outta blocks and shoot laserz at creepers. itz outta dis world fun, literally. so come on in and make dem aliens laugh at how silly we are.

🎣 Sunburnt SMP: The server where fish wear shades and gear wears sunscreen! Join now for a burnin’ good time! 🌞🐠

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Potions Brewed:	50	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8018	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing with our Fishing Log!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into lobster fishing!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your skills in PvP battles!
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Build with security.
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy.
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Earn rewards through voting!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Engage in exciting activities!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players. Join today and experience Minecraft like never before! 🚀

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?

A: No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. You can choose to participate based on your preferences.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.

Q: Are there custom features on Shaded?

A: Yes, Shaded features custom gear, a unique economy system, shops, auctions, and more!

Q: How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: What platforms are supported on Shaded?

A: Shaded is a cross-platform server, welcoming both Java and Bedrock players to join in the fun.

Stay connected with us on Discord, Twitter, and our website for the latest news and updates. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family! 🎮💖

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

SoulfulEnds Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of getting jewd by creepy snake dudes in Dark Souls? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can choose whatever ending you want without getting jewd by anyone! Whether you want to link the first flame or become the dark lord, the only thing getting jewd here is the creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us and experience a world where your decisions actually matter (unlike in Dark Souls, where you’re just a puppet for those sneaky serpents). So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyMine Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Potions Brewed:	45
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds. Here, we embrace the true chaotic nature of humanity.

Our server is like a social experiment gone wrong, where players will do anything to survive and thrive. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper god? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server admins, but they’re usually too busy trying to keep up with the madness).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of betrayal, the joy of trolling, and the satisfaction of watching your enemies fall into a pit of lava. Who needs self-preservation when you can have a blast causing chaos and mayhem? So come on, join our server and let your inner villain run wild. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

VehicleVibesMC

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like adults and let you do whatever you want with your virtual trucks! Just like the OP’s parents, we won’t hold you back from selling your vehicles for a profit.

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy deals, just like the ones in this story. Who knows, you might even find a virtual Jeep Patriot loaded with goodies that you can sell for a sweet profit to upgrade to a virtual Bronco.

But beware, not everyone will be as generous as the OP. Some players might try to make contracts with you to ensure they get their virtual trucks back for just $1! Will you take the deal or go rogue like the OP and sell your truck for a hefty sum?

So come on over to our server and experience the drama, the deals, and the virtual vehicles that will make you question your loyalty to your in-game family. Who needs a 12-year-old Kia shitbox when you can drive a virtual Bronco? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!

ScentCrafters: Taste the Strange!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	6880
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and taste like old socks? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of deliciousness in your face! Join us if you want to experience the intoxicating aroma of freshly baked cookies mixed with the taste of victory and glory. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and indulge in the weird smells and tastes that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

KrautHealer Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6163
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9501	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	164	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

join our epic minecraft server where you can be a german combat medic serving in ukraine and NOT get sentenced to death!!! instead, you can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and have epic battles with other players in a virtual world where anything is possible. plus, our server has the most epic mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!