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LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, begging, Board, controversial, crime, criminal, discrimination, Freed, general, Hearing, inmates, Justice, killing, Louisiana, LPBGaming, madness, Minecraft, niggers, parole, parole board, Prison, Racial, Release, smp, System, Video, watch

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ores Mined:	2130	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

SisGotExposedLOL

aita, ashamed, attitude, Betrayed, Bisexual, CONSERVATIVE, Dangerous, Doctor, family, FIX, Girlfriend, love, Mysterious, Niece, relationship, secret life, serious, SisGotExposedLOL, sister, Telling, Traitor, Twisted

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

AncestorAntics, ANCESTORS, ancestors’ journey, ancestral anecdotes, ancestral memories, ancestral tales, distant relatives, familial connections, familial legends, family history, family lore, family traditions, folklore, Genealogy, heritage, Legacy, Minecraft, oral history, passed down, Roots, smp, storytelling

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Emeralds Found:	3948	Magic Items Found:	3601
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8793
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

ShowstopperCraft

Audience, Beginning, Characters, Climax, Decline, Disappointment, ending, Entertainment, Expectations, letdown, Plot, Quality, Ratings, resolution, reviews, series, ShowstopperCraft, storytelling, television, tv shows, viewership

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

BridgeWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Bridges, BridgeWars, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, sanctions, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Ores Mined:	8253	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

come join our server, where ukraine and russia are having a bridge-building battle in minecraft! ukraine keeps blowing up the bridges that russia builds, and russia just keeps trying to replace them. it’s a never-ending cycle of destruction and construction, and you can be a part of the chaos! come build bridges, blow them up, or just watch the madness unfold. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion

Disinformation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Kursk incursion, KurskKonfusion, Media influence, military aggression, political manipulation, political strategy, Propaganda, psychological warfare, public perception, russia, Russian government, Strategic messaging, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin

BreastplateCraft

accessories, attire, BreastplateCraft, breasts, Buttons.., clothing, custom suits, designers, fashion, formalwear, jackets, lapels, Men’s suits, Menswear, pockets, sleeves, Style, tailoring, tailors, trousers, Wardrobe

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.

if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, answer, Community, Conversation, CraftyBlockz, Curiosity, discussion, Enquiry, forum, Help, INFORMATION, Investigate, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 923269858, ONLINE, question.., Server, solution, Support, Thread

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wacky as they come. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom dungeons, where you’ll face off against mobs so tough they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our world!

Minecraft SMP: Wowcraft SMP – The Epic Adventures of /wowg/

Adventures, Blizzard Entertainment, Characters, Cinema, Dungeons, Edition, Epic, Expansions, FANTASY, Gaming Community, general, Lore, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Old thread, online gaming, Quests, Raids, role playing, smp, strategy, video games, World of Warcraft, WowCraft, wowg

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take movie nights to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching films in a virtual cinema with a bunch of rowdy players who can’t help but yell out spoilers and throw popcorn at each other.

Our server is the only place where you can watch the latest blockbusters while riding on flying pigs and battling zombies that are dressed up as Hollywood celebrities. Don’t be surprised if you see a creeper cosplaying as Iron Man or a skeleton trying to audition for the next Avengers movie.

But that’s not all! We also have special movie-themed events like “The Great Potato Heist” where players have to sneak into a potato-themed bank vault while being chased by evil potato guards. And let’s not forget about our annual “Oscar Awards” ceremony where players compete for the title of Best Builder, Best Redstone Engineer, and Best Drama Queen.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared for a cinematic experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get a little crazy around here!