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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2280 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 69 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Have you ever met someone who builds a house entirely out of dirt blocks in Minecraft? Yeah, that’s a pretty big red flag. But hey, on our SMP, we welcome all dirt house enthusiasts with open arms! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (accidental, of course). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos and creativity of Minecraft like we do? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once tamed a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a bone and sheer determination. So if you’re ready to experience the weirdest and wildest Minecraft SMP out there, come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
