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ZelenskyCraft: Royal Summit
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can meet zelensky, king charles, and european leaders after they had a nightmare meeting with trump! u can build ur own castle and have tea parties with the royals while fighting off zombie trump supporters. join now for a wild adventure like no other! -
RoyalCraft: Dinner Drama
Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own kingdom and rule like a true monarch!Forget about state dinners and political scandals, on our server, you can create your own diplomatic relations with other players and form alliances to take down any pesky griefers. And who needs a red carpet when you can have a rainbow road leading to your castle?
So why wait? Join us now and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or go on a quest for the elusive Ender Dragon!
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CraftyTrumpUKInvite
u know wat else is unprecedented? dis minecraft server, fam. it be so lit dat even king charles invited donald trump to come check it out. like, u gotta join dis server cuz u might run into world leaders and stuff. imagine mining diamonds with trump, dat be cray cray. plus, dere be secret dungeons filled with treasure and u gotta fight off zombie pigs to get it. it be like a real life adventure, but in minecraft. so come join da fun and maybe u’ll even get a chance to build a wall with trump himself. #minecraftgoals #trumpmining -
CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!! -
CraftyCharles Auschwitz Adventure
come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself plays and builds epic castles and monuments! prince william is also a regular player and leads emotional memorial services for fallen block characters. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper fireworks shows. join us for a royal experience like no other, where history is made and friendships are forged in the pixels of our world. come be a part of the madness and mayhem, join now for a chance to meet the royal players and be a part of our legendary community! -
Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft
lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together! -
Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?
Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?
And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!
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MonarchyAxedCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together! -
LobsterCraft: French Budget Blunder
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we be livin’ like kings and queens! i’m talkin’ lobster dinners worth €500K, like what even is that?! the French presidency be shakin’ in their boots cuz we be ballin’ so hard. come join us and live like royalty, buildin’ castles and eatin’ lobster every night. ain’t no budget holdin’ us back, we be livin’ the high life in this server. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us and be part of the madness! -
MonarchyMadness: $60MPayRaise
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where King Charles be ballin’ with a $60M pay raise while the U.K. be strugglin’ with a cost of living crisis? 😂 Join this server and live like royalty, build your own castle and flex on all the peasants with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. King Charles be throwin’ parties every night with unlimited cake and fireworks, it’s lit AF! So come join the fun and be part of the most epic kingdom in all of Minecraft history. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🎉👑💰 #KingCharles #MinecraftMonarchy #LivingLikeRoyalty