Enter if you dare—only the bravest adventurers will survive the chaos within our blocky realm!
Here, where pixels meet politics, King Charles is no mere monarch but a spectral force clad in military garb, attending parades that twist time and space. Will you be drafted into his bizarre army of pixelated patriots? Or will you rebel against the whims of a crown that dabbles in dimensions without warning?
Military Honors of the North: Each player is automatically allocated a role in The Royal Brigade upon entering. Will you wield your diamond sword like a Canadian Mountie or turn to treason and summon the wrath of the Maple Syrup Juggernauts?
| Enchantment Level | Action | Risk Factor |
|---|---|---|
| 🍁 | Join the King’s Brigade | High: Prepare for existential dread! |
| 🤔 | Worship Donald—Unravel mysteries of the universe | Unpredictable: Expect the unexpected! |
| 🌌 | Rebel against the crown | Infinite: Each step is a step into the void. |
The Moist Prophecy: It is said that only by sacrificing a block of rarest ores to the Great Molasses Pit can one seal a truce with The Great Leader of the North. Will you answer the call, or will your legacy dissolve like sugar in tea?
“I joined to slay dragons and ended up fighting politicians. 10/10 will summon the Maple Syrup Juggernaut again!” – Confused Warrior
“I thought the military honors would be shiny medals, but I just got a shovel and a hat made of bacon!” – Disillusioned Recruit
“Why was I banned in 12 countries? Nobody knows! But I still have the secret map to assembling the ultimate Team Canada!” – Shadowy Figure in the Fog
Rumors circulate that this server may have been banned in 12 countries for the audacity of melding Canadian values with pixelated chaos. But do we care? Join us, and perhaps you’ll uncover the true reasons that haunt our very digital existence!
Q: What’s the biggest threat on this server? A: Think outside the box! Or is it inside? Who even knows anymore?
Q: How do I gain military honors? A: Forget ranks—loyalty to King Charles is only measured through the tastiest of truffles.
Q: Will Donald ever cease his reign of confusion? A: The more you confront him, the more he multiplies! Consider the existential crisis a perk.
Venturing deeper means believing in the unknown—join the King’s Dominion, where your efforts may lead to madness or triumph! Will you take command and face the absurdity of pixelated war? This isn’t just a game; it’s an undulating spiral into a collective consciousness!
Enter now, sweat on your palms and fear in your heart—who knows what awaits on the other side?
we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and eats diamond pickaxes for breakfast.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that tells dad jokes and explodes confetti instead of blowing up your house.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server where anything can happen, even trudeau and king charles having a dance-off in the end dimension!
our server is so lit that even Canada PM Trudeau plays on it. he’s always talking to King Charles about protecting independence and stuff. like, they’re planning a secret mission to save the world from evil zombies or something.
join us now and be part of the epic adventure. who knows, you might even become besties with Trudeau and King Charles. plus, did we mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting for you to find? yasss, queen!
Embark on an adventure in our Minecraft server, featuring custom dungeons and items inspired by Old School RuneScape (OSRS). Delve into intricately designed dungeons, face formidable foes, and uncover rare treasures with your friends. Experience the nostalgia of OSRS with unique items and challenges, creating a thrilling Minecraft experience unlike any other. Join us and immerse yourself in a world of endless adventure and excitement!
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Welcome to the Pookie SMP! One of the most sussy networks around! We offer a wide range of features while playing our network! Join now to check them out!
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RULES:
1.No Griefing (Unless warranted or necessary)
2.No Spamming
3.No Advertising
4.No Cursing/No Constant Cursing
5.No Trolling/Flaming (Unless warranted or necessary)
6.No Banned Items Without Permission. (Ex: OP Tools and Nuke TNT)
7.No Asking for OP, Ranks, or Items (Seriously, you will not get it. Plus, there is literally an area that gives you free food.)
8.Respect all Players
9.Obey Staff There the Law
10. No Racist or Sexist Remarks.
11. No Mods/Hacks
12.No Full Caps Messages (Unless warranted or necessary)
13.No Builds Near Spawn (50 blocks away Min)
14.No 1×1 Towers (Unless warranted or necessary. Plus why tf would you do this unless you’re being chased.)
Mod/Admin Rules:
15.Be Responsible with the privileges you are given as a Mod/Admin
16.Do not spawn blocks or items for other players (There is a free item zone)
17.When Trading, only buy and sell legit items (No items YOU spawned.)
18.Only help build for other players using legit items and blocks. Better yet, just let them do it themselves. I’ll just give them free wood.)
19.No Power Abuse Without Permission from Mikey (Mikey is the owner. Goes by the username “MikeyTV10” [Even then it’s unlikely Mikey will let you])
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20. Yes, You Are Allowed To Fight
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| Key Features |
|---|
| Group Bossing |
| Enhanced Survival Server |
| Daily events |
| Custom armor, tools, and weapons |
| Seasonal Crates |
| Cosmetics |
| Pets and more! |
Join Now at play.wafflecraft.org
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join by entering the server address play.wafflecraft.org in your Minecraft client. |
| Are there specific rules I need to follow? | Yes, please make sure to review the rules on our server website before playing to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. |
| Can I invite my friends to play on the server? | Of course! We welcome all players to join our community and play together. |
| What kind of events are hosted on the server? | We host a variety of events such as PvP battles, treasure hunts, and building competitions to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. |
| Are there any in-game rewards for participating in events? | Yes, players can earn custom crates filled with exclusive rewards for participating and excelling in events. |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even ghostchain’s TON and its shitcoins like Mixer (TON’s ‘monero’), Jdoge, and other TON alts are 1000x’s on the making! Join us now and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time! Who needs real money when you have virtual riches waiting for you on our server?
Our server is so addictive, you won’t even need those prescription narcotics anymore! Explore our vast world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. Who needs opiates when you have the thrill of finding rare loot in our server?
Join now and leave the real world behind – no crazy family members allowed, unless they promise not to steal your virtual diamonds! Build, survive, and thrive in our Minecraft community. Who needs Tylenol when you have the healing power of building epic structures in our server? Let’s craft away the pain together!
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of diamonds who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical potato.
But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Coven, a group of evil cacti who have sworn to prick anyone who dares to enter their territory. Only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to survive their deadly spiky traps.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character exploded by a TNT-wielding sheep).
Join us and find out why personality is the only thing that matters in our pixelated paradise. We don’t care if you’re a diamond sword-wielding warrior or a potato farmer, as long as you bring the laughs!
Our server is home to the most beautiful and handsome players in all of Minecraft, but don’t worry, their personalities are just as stunning. From charming creepers to sassy skeletons, you’ll never know what hilarious characters you’ll meet next.
So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why personality is the key to success in our wacky world of Minecraft!