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ColdHotFood Minecraft SMP

Cold bruschetta, Cold ceviche, Cold cheesecake, Cold crab legs, Cold fried chicken, Cold fruit salad, Cold gazpacho, Cold hummus, Cold ice cream, Cold lobster tail, Cold macaroni and cheese, Cold pasta salad, cold pizza, Cold potato salad, Cold quiche, Cold sandwiches, Cold shrimp cocktail, Cold soup, Cold sushi, Cold tiramisu, ColdHotFood, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear sunglasses and the trees drop diamonds instead of saplings? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (watch out for the space creepers though). And don’t even get me started on the food – we’ve got enchanted golden carrots that taste just as good cold as they do hot!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night with the Endermen. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come on down to our server and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding sheep and the talking squid. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

MineOlympics2024

athlete’s perspective, bidding process, city, Country, Cultural significance, Dream destination, economic impact, fan experience, Global Event, historical venue, Hosting, Infrastructure, international competition, Legacy, location, logistical considerations, MineOlympics2024, olympic games, sports event, tourism, travel

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Olympic Games locations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect spot for the next Olympics! Picture this: athletes competing in events like Creeper Javelin Throw, Ender Dragon Racing, and Zombie Archery. And don’t even get us started on the Opening Ceremony, where players ride pigs dressed as unicorns while fireworks explode in the sky. So why settle for a regular old Olympic Games when you can join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious games ever? Join now and let the madness begin!

UkrainianCraft: Kim Jong-Fun!

Allies, Asia, captured, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, enemies, foreign affairs, international relations, Jongfun, Kim, Military, News, North Korea, Politics, russia, soldiers, Tensions, times of india, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War, world news

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6501	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE SAYS IT CAPTURED 2 NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS FIGHTING FOR RUSSIA HAHAHAHA. LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT ALONGSIDE THESE CRAZY SOLDIERS IN EPIC BATTLES. WE ALSO HAVE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES. IT’S A WILD RIDE, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MineRealm

Active, Adventures, Community, Economy, Events, Friendly, gameplay, java, Legit, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules/

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

How long has MineRealm been running?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

How many unique players have joined MineRealm?

Over 265,000 unique players have joined MineRealm since its launch.

What is the core gameplay like on MineRealm?

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while offering additional meta-gameplay options that are fully optional.

Anime Year Quest 1.20.4

“2000s”, 1.20.4, 2006, 2006 anime, animated, animated series, Anime, Anime Series, Childhood, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite anime, favorite show, japanese animation, long tail tags, mine, Nostalgia, Quest, series, television, tv show, year

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

OMG, come join our epic Minecraft server where we mine and craft like it’s 2006, the golden age of anime!

We have pixelated waifus and blocky senpais waiting for you to join and build the most kawaii creations ever seen in the digital world!

Don’t be a baka, join now and let’s unleash our inner otaku while punching trees and fighting creepers! It’s like living in your favorite anime, but with more explosions and less body pillows!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory in a world where anime dreams come true! Let’s goooooo!

CrunchyBreadSisDilemma

baby food, Communication, compassion, consideration, crunchy bread, CrunchyBreadSisDilemma, dietary restrictions, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, food preferences, meal preferences, shopping list, sibling relationships, sister, soft foods, Soup, tonsil surgery, tonsillectomy, Understanding, vitamised meals

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even ask for crunchy bread without causing a family feud? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where asking for bread is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

Our server is so wild that even eating soup can lead to drama worthy of a reality TV show. Who knew that a simple request for bread could cause such chaos? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

Join now for a ton of fun, crazy antics, and maybe even a few tonsil-related shenanigans. Who needs solid foods when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the madness – join today!

JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

barista, bitter, Caffeine, coffee, cream, dark roast, DATING, Espresso, funny, humor, JavaJokes, jokes, latte, light roast, love, Men, Minecraft, morning rush, pickup lines, relationships, smp, Sugar, SWEET

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyDadJokes

best dad jokes, CraftyDadJokes, dad bod, dad chuckles, Dad Comedy, dad gags, dad humor, dad humorist, dad jests, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad one-liners, dad puns, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad wit, funny jokes, humor, Puns

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

SpyCraft: SwissCheeseGoneWild

accusations, ACCUSED, citizen, dies, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, foreign affairs, Governmental Affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Intelligence Operations, international relations, iran, Iran Spying, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, national security, political tensions, Spycraft, Spying, SWISS, Swiss Citizen, SwissCheeseGoneWild

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

OMG u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of craziness! We got pigs flying, llamas doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

LA Accent Swap Server

accent, cultural norms, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender mimicry, gender performance, gender presentation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, LA accents, linguistic cues, Server, social constructs, speech patterns., Swap, vocal characteristics, vocal impersonation, vocal inflection., vocal mimicry, vocal modulation, vocal stereotypes, voice imitation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	128
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the whole wide world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… On this server, pigs can fly! That’s right, you heard me! Pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And that’s not all, folks! We’ve got talking cows that spit out diamonds instead of milk. Can you believe it? I know, I know, it’s mind-blowing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the most epic builder in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it that he once built an entire castle using only one hand while blindfolded. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a build-off and maybe even earn his respect (if you’re lucky).

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night at midnight? Yeah, that’s right. We’ve got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and creepers dropping sick beats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, blockheads!