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ReserveCraft Minecraft Server

check in, cussing, customer service, fat shaming, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hotel chain, hotel snack market, insulting, Minecraft, overreacting, physical appearance, Police, refund policy, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, room type, rude guests, Server, SOLD OUT, trespassing, Yelling

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	6931
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Star Shards Collected:	234	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out rude guests just like a boss? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any ugly, fat pieces of shit throwing snacks on the ground and insulting your physical appearance. Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner hotel manager and show those unruly players who’s boss. No king rooms here, only Queen rooms for the drama queens. Come join the fun and kick some virtual butt!

CancerCraftJustice

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cancer, CancerCraftJustice, Communication, consequences, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, gossip, grudges, healing, Honesty, Manipulation, rumor, Support, Sympathy, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	4811
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further, because our server is filled with blocky fun and zero toxic friendships like the one between OP and Amelia! Join us and never worry about fake friends accusing your Minecraft boyfriend of ridiculous things ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it can cure even the deadliest forms of in-game drama. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CraftyGreekWarriors

CraftyGreekWarriors, Defense, diplomatic crisis, foreign intelligence, geopolitical risk, greece, high alert, international relations, iran, Israeli interests, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Monitoring, national security, potential attack, Precaution, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Votes:	279
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	56
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

lol do u wanna join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own greek empire and protect it from crazy iranian attacks?? 😂😂 we got u covered with insane pvp battles and secret spy missions to keep u on ur toes! join now and be a part of the most intense virtual war between greece and iran! 💥🏛️🚀 #minecraftmadness #greecevsiran

DadBodCraft – Fragile Masculinity-Free Zone

DadBodCraft, Father Figures, Fatherhood, fathers, fragile, fragile masculinity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity maintenance, masculinity norms, masculinity perception, masculinity research, masculinity studies, MasculinityFree, mental health, modern fatherhood, research, sexual depression, sexual esteem, societal expectations, traditional masculinity, Zone

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	113	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

come join dis wild minecraft server where we embrace all da dads out there! we got crazy levels of sexual esteem and sexual depression for all da fathers who join. forget about fragile masculinity, we believe in strong, manly dads who ain’t afraid to show their emotions. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and bonding over our daddy issues. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show the world that dads rule the minecraft universe!

GameGrief Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Bed wars, build battle, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, GameGrief, Hunger Games, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sky Wars, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	245	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

The server owner «GameGrief» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, HOLY, holy boobers, internet humor, jokes, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Random, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	512	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

SMPjudoMaster – >Judo Shouldn’t Be About Strength… Minecraft SMP

agility, balance, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Endurance, flexibility, gtJudo, judo, Martial Arts, mental focus, Minecraft, perseverance, philosophy, Physical fitness, Respect, self defense, shouldnt, skill, smp, SMPjudoMaster, Sportsmanship, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Magic Items Found:	6394
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	New Chunks Explored:	446457
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where judo skills are the key to survival! Forget about strength, it’s all about those sweet judo moves in this crazy world. Join us if you want to take down creepers with a perfectly executed judo throw or outsmart skeletons with your ninja-like reflexes.

Our server is filled with hilarious challenges like judo tournaments where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. We also have a secret dojo hidden in the mountains where you can train with our resident judo master, Sensei Steve.

But beware, there’s a rumor that a group of evil players known as the Judo Bandits are roaming the server, challenging unsuspecting players to judo duels and stealing their loot. Will you be able to defeat them and become the ultimate judo champion?

So come join us and show off your judo skills in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs strength when you have judo?

StalkerCraft Minecraft Server

27, Coincidence, creepy, eerie, everywhere, following, Gaming, Haunting, Minecraft, Mysterious, number, Numbers, Observation, PERSISTENT, Playing, PRESENCE, Server, StalkerCraft, STALKING, superstition, Surveillance, video games, vidya

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Mines Excavated:	2009	Votes:	6562
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of that creepy number following you around in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch as that pesky number transforms into a friendly companion who helps you mine diamonds and fight off creepers! Rumor has it, if you befriend the number, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the number 27 guide you to victory!

Minecraft SMP: EgoCraft

abundance, Alpha, anagram, Buy, Ego, EgoCraft, financial freedom, Investment, Key to wealth, law of attraction, manifestation, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal growth, prosperity, Riches, self improvement, smp, success, success mindset, Unlocking potential

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because hidden within the depths of our world lies an anagram that contains the key to wealth! That’s right, if you can crack the code, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, emeralds, and all the riches you could ever dream of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to immortality. Legend has it that if you can befriend these mystical creatures, they will grant you eternal life and the ability to fly on their backs through the skies of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyDUIJustice

alcohol, arrested, consequences, cop car, CraftyDUIJustice, downtown core, drunk driving, Friend, impaired driving, incoherent, intervention, law enforcement, Party, Public Safety, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, Safety, Scene, Uber, Yelling

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.