Kindergarten MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

AITAH, Upset, Teacher blaming, walking into carpark unsupervised, pouring rain

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

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SisInsaneNoEngTeach?

School, disservice, kindergarten, Communication, xenophobic

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on a pogo stick? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride in town!

Join us for a chance to build your very own pixelated paradise, where you can create epic structures, battle mobs, and even ride pigs into the sunset. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from the rest.

On our server, you’ll have to communicate in a secret language that only a select few can understand. That’s right, we’re talking about Swedish! Why, you ask? Because we believe in keeping things interesting and challenging. Who needs English when you can speak the language of Vikings and trolls?

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated debate about the importance of teaching English to a Minecraft pig. It’s all possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few language barriers). See you there, adventurer!

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RedPenTeacher404

Opinions, passive aggressive, commentary, John, fuck up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

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CraftyParentzCo-op

school enrollment, before school program, kindergarten, family dynamics, custody agreement

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

overprotective, family dynamics, Trauma, kindergarten, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

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Finger Counting Kindergarten Math Server

Math, kindergarten, finger math, research, Server

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a math genius like einstein but in block form. we got a secret formula that involves counting ur fingers while u play. our players who count on their fingers see their skills SKYROCKET like a creeper on a hot summer day. non-finger users be lagging behind like a noob trying to fight a dragon with a wooden sword. come join us and level up ur math game while building epic structures and battling zombies. who needs calculators when u got ur trusty fingers? come count with us and dominate the leaderboard like a boss. math has never been this fun, trust us.

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CraftyCreeperz

IEP, spectrum, anger, Trust, education

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even a herd of stampeding pigs couldn’t keep up.

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of fun and mayhem, just like the time my pet chicken learned how to ride a minecart and took over the entire server.

We promise an experience more thrilling than trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword. And hey, at least on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting on the wrong bus like poor little Timmy here.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, because you never know what kind of shenanigans will go down on our server.

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ConcertTicketFOMO

Dana, immature, left out, eras tour, kindergarten

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement! Just like the Taylor Swift concert group chat, you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.

We have Kyle, Paul, and Dana as our main characters – and let me tell you, their adventures are more entertaining than a soap opera. From friendship bracelet making sessions to unexpected ticket changes, you’ll be on the edge of your seat wondering what will happen next.

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you on read like Dana did. Join us for a server full of laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of immaturity (but in a fun way, of course). Who needs Taylor Swift when you have this level of entertainment? So come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

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DreamsVsAspirations

kindergarten, funny anecdote, DreamsVsAspirations, childhood innocence, Teacher

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE? WELL, NOT THOSE KIND OF DREAMS LIKE SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS (THOSE ARE JUST FOR ME, HAHA), BUT LIKE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING DRAGONS!

ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE, TURN PIGS INTO ZOMBIE PIGMEN (SORRY, PIGS), AND EVEN HAVE DANCE PARTIES WITH CREEPERS!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS AND SQUID LIVE IN HARMONY, AND A GIANT TREEHOUSE WHERE THE FAIRIES THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN THE LAND!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! WHO NEEDS SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?!

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KinderCraft Server: Tiny Wars

School, children, Week, Fiction, Story

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every day feels like a new episode of Doug! Join us for some wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our custom-built world.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a giant patty wagon through a field of flying toasters? Or battle it out in a game of Quailman vs. Dr. Klotz? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground hideout where you can hang out with Skeeter and Porkchop, and maybe even uncover the legendary Golden Beets of Bluffington!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s a Doug chapter this week, and you won’t want to miss it!

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