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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3766 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4073 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Ores Mined: | 6391 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.