| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2701 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
COMPLETING THE SURVIVAL MAP PRIZE 523 RUBLES PER CARD
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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3428 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 128 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3311 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 707 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 |
Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama off a cliff while playing the accordion? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses? Totally doable.
Our favorite episode? Oh, that’s easy. It’s the one where we all decided to live in a giant floating pineapple and started a pineapple farm. But then the pineapple came to life and started telling bad jokes, so we had to defeat it in a battle of puns. It was epic!
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7436 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 81 |
No Rules anything goes server Enter a world where only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the top, or fall victim to the chaos? Join our community of fearless players and experience Minecraft like never before.
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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5216 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 197 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our server is home to the most epic build battles, the craziest mob encounters, and the most intense mining expeditions you’ll ever experience.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows (no guarantees on that one, though).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, because they’re known to have a wicked sense of humor.
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1770 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9490 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!
But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2060 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3661 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6925 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5741 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 88 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!
