Join us if you want to experience a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties when you defeat them. Our community is filled with players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves, but in a good way!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair where the rarest of rare blocks can be found. And if you manage to find them, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Join us and become the talk of the town for your ability to build a functioning roller coaster that sends players flying into the sky, or for your secret underground base that’s so well-hidden, even the creepers can’t find it. And don’t even get us started on your impeccable fashion sense – those diamond armor sets are so last season, but your custom skins will have everyone green with envy.
So why wait? Join our server today and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player around. Just be warned, the compliments may go to your head – literally, if you build a giant statue of yourself on top of a mountain.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep a bucket of water handy for emergencies. See you in the game, tnetennba!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you feel right at home. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re even playing a game!
So why wait? Join us now and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knows, you might even receive the best compliment of your life from a stranger – like “Your pixel art of a giant potato is truly a masterpiece” or “I can’t believe you defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot!” The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and join the fun!
| Server Name: | ZephCraft |
| Type: | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
| Location: | Canada |
| Website: | play.zephcraft.com |
| Host: | RedZephon |
A: Friends and family of RedZephon are invited, but anyone is welcome to join as long as they follow the server’s rules.
A: The server may be quiet at times, but there are usually a few players online. You can join the discord to schedule meetups with other players.
A: Since the server is self-hosted, there is no need to worry about it shutting down randomly or bills going unpaid. The server plans to stay up perpetually.
A: The only rule is to not be a jerk, which includes not griefing, harassing, or being disrespectful to other players.
To join, you have to go through a top secret initiation process. Set your profile to public, open your friends list, go to the crew page and request to join, and then drop your name here like a true patriot.
But that’s not all, we have a New Players Guide to help you navigate through our server, an Import/Export Guide to show you how to smuggle in those rare items, and regularly updated Vehicle Testing to make sure your ride is top notch.
And if that’s not enough, we have all the vehicle information you could ever need, an interactive map to help you navigate through our server, and even a chance to have your picture featured on the cover! Just follow the theme, post a picture, and ask to be added.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our GTAG Patriot Edition Minecraft server and let’s show the world what true patriotism looks like!
But that’s not all – we have a lore so epic it puts the Ender Dragon to shame. Dive into the mystical world of Minecraft with our insane stories that will have you questioning reality.
Oh, and did we mention our bug tracker is actually a portal to another dimension where you can report glitches to the Minecraft gods themselves? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.
So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the build height limit, but who’s counting?).
If you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, then look no further. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a 11-year-old boy tried to impress his nanny with a $40 gift, only to have his heart broken by a fake boyfriend story. And let’s not forget the mom who spilled the beans to the nanny about her son’s crush, causing chaos in the household.
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s crazier than a soap opera, join us now! Who knows what other ridiculous stories will unfold in this wacky world of Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your own virtual BBQ and invite whoever you want – without any meddling mother-in-laws or unwanted guests showing up unannounced. It’s a BBQ party where you’re in control!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly coworkers who just can’t seem to take a hint. Will you be brave enough to face them and reclaim your Minecraft territory? Join now and find out!
we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. u can build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret portals that take u to alternate universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk. u can battle evil witches, team up with friendly aliens, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off.
so come join us on dis wild ride from one-dimensional to five-dimensional, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s get this party started, y’all!
join dis server cuz we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. u can build ur own castle and ride a dragon into battle. like, WHO WOULDN’T WANNA DO DAT?! plus, we got free pizza every Friday and a secret underground disco party every Saturday. it’s gonna be soooooo epic, u won’t even believe it.
so come join us on dis minecraft server and let’s have a blast together. herpes infections ain’t got nothin’ on us! let’s build, fight, and dance our way to victory! YOLO, amirite?!
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